Fake pockets
"Probably should have read the product description more carefully but alas, I didn't, I made an assumption and was wrong, and now I'm stuck with shorts that don't have pockets. I probably shouldn't dock them points for that--they are as described--but I find fake pockets so offensive (not even no pockets at all, but pretending they exist!! Taunting you with what you don't have!!!) that I can't give more than a three star rating. I am a one issue reviewer, alas. I will say they fit very well, look nice, and are comfortable, so if you're someone who doesn't care about pockets, you'll probably like them."