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  • Picture of the legs of the Wrath Pants, by Betabrand. The third in the 7 sins series, these pants are blacker than black and made for kicking ass.
  • Angry man about to throw a table while wearing Wrath Pants, by Betabrand. The third in the 7 sins series, these pants are blacker than black and made for kicking ass.

How do they fit?

Straight legged, relaxed fit. Not baggy. True to size.

What if I don't have a 32" inseam?

We’re a small company, so we offer only a couple of lengths right now. Fortunately, any tailor can hem our pants to a great fit.

How do I care for them?

Gently, lest you anger the gods who dwell inside! Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. (They’re pre-washed.)

Black Cotton Canvas Pants

Like The Black Plague, Only Comfier

Wrath Pants: blacker than a coal miner’s armpits on a moonless midnight. Blacker than a dark-matter milkshake. Even blacker than Sauron's morning coffee. Good Lord, these pants are black!

Speaking of which, we’ve lined these black-hearted beauties with a veritable A-Team of wrathful deities. You'll find a furious Jesus firing a machine gun from one pocket, Buddha blasting a flamethrower from the other.

They’re joined by an irate trio of Thor, Ganesh, and Anubis — armed, respectively, with a rocket launcher, Uzis, and a chainsaw.

(Production costs prevent us from including a more complete pantheon of deities and holy figures at this time. Sorry, Zoroastrians.)

Product features

  • Awarded platinum rating from the Bronson-Segal Institute of Advanced Vengeance Studies.
  • Clap of thunder issues forth when fly is unzipped.
  • Give legs irresistible urge to kick ass.
  • Will spontaneously combust little fluffy dogs on contact.
  • If worn while walking through hell, demons will avoid direct eye contact.
  • For best performance, wash in the steaming blood of vanquished foes; tumble dry on low.
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