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How do they fit?

Sons of Britches are straight-legged and fit true to size. If you're between sizes, we suggest you choose the smaller one.

What if my inseam is 30″ or 34″?

We’re a small business, so we offer only a couple of lengths right now. Fortunately, any tailor can hem these pants to a great fit.

How do I care for them?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. (They're pre-washed.)

Vital Statistics

  • Fabric: 100% cotton denim.
  • Jean-style copper tack buttons and rivets.
  • Made in San Francisco.

Men's Brown Distressed-Denim Pants

Pants For The Amateur Stuntman

Even the most death-defying stuntman needs to wear something more than jeans and a grim smile once in a while. That’s why we made Brown Beatdown Sons of Britches, the latest offspring of our original Sons of Britches Raw Denim Jeans.

Brown Beatdowns are made for any rough-and-tumble Sob who sometimes needs to comb his hair, pick the glass shards out of his scalp, and act like a semi-respectable gentleman.

Still, things like 10-story free falls and human catapult launches are just bound to happen. Thank goodness we gave these soft and comfy cotton trousers the same fit, finishes, and remarkable pain threshold as daredevil-approved Sons of Britches Jeans.

So don't let their good looks fool you: Brown Beatdowns are always ready for action.

Brown Beatdown Sons of Britches: Scent of sweat and barroom floor not included.

We made just a small batch of these Sons of Britches, so order yours today — only at

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