Betabrand Drops A Cherry Bomb

 

In today's newsletter: Cherry Harvester Shirts arrive … with an armed escort. Plus, Eco Knievel leaves his carbon-neutral footprint all over the environment's ass.

 

 

California's cherry season is underway, and this year's crop includes a brand-new variety: the Cherry Harvester Shirt, lovingly picked by robots in our blossom-speckled Silicon Valley orchard. It's the finest fruit of our labor to date! (As ripe and tasty as they look, please remember that these shirts are to be worn, not eaten.)

 

 

We began by designing a classic button-down work shirt made of 100% organic cotton — soft enough to swaddle an infant, hearty enough for a craggy-necked farmer and his daily regimen of hay baling and bear fighting.

 

Then we added all sorts of subtle goodies, like antique brass buttons, elbow patches, and a gunstock shoulder patch. (No firearm? No problem. The shoulder patch also accommodates laptop bags and BabyBjörns.) The result: one sweet shirt for town or country.

 

Unfortunately, our plans to create matching maras-chino pants failed to materialize. But don't worry: The Cherry Harvester Shirt goes great with a pair of our Fava or Blueberry Craftsman Pants.

 

 

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Cherry season will be over soon, so order your Cherry Harvester Shirt today. Don't bother with your local farmers market; they're available only at Betabrand.com.

 

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Today Only: Free 'Harvest of Doom' T-Shirt!

 

Attention vegetarians, part-time herbivores, and other produce sympathizers: Are you sick of being bullied by meat-headed carnivores? Tired of hearing about the brilliance of bacon? Looking for a little payback in the name of your crispy, crunchy friends?

 

If so, then we've got the T-shirt for you. It's without question the baddest-ass vegetable-themed T-shirt ever, and it's yours free with any Harvester purchase today. Put it on, and frighten the living gravy out of your flesh-eating foes!

 

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The Epic Flight of Eco Knievel

 

Last month at the Bay Area Maker Faire, Betabrand-sponsored athlete Eco Knievel plopped his hard-boiled huevos emphatically onto the environmental movement's dinner plate. Astride his two-wheeled electric steed from Onya Cycles, the star-spangled super-stuntman electrified fans with a mega-macho feat of aerial — and environmentally conscious — derring-do. And he did it without shedding so much as a drop of blood, sweat, or tears on his special-edition Bike to Work Pants.

 

 

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