Betabrand Presents: Karate Casual Shorts

 

New shorts for summertime slackers, plus a Hollywood endorsement for Vagisoft, a Caperon countdown, and more South Pacific adventure.

 

 

It’s getting warm outside. Time for beaches, barbecues, and baseball. And time for shorts — red Karate Casual Shorts!

Maybe you haven’t noticed the changing seasons because you’ve been watching all 22 seasons of “The Simpsons” instead. Or you just awoke from a Combos-induced hibernation. Or you’ve refused to leave the house until you defeat those smart-alecky Korean teenagers who currently own you in Call of Duty.

To you we say: relax (as if you’re not doing that already). Not only are our limited-edition Karate Casual Shorts great for active gentlemen, we also engineered them to meet the rigorous demands of dedicated slackers, sloths, and crumb-dappled nappers everywhere.

Karate Casual Shorts are the warm-weather versions of our famous Karate Casual Pants — the official trousers of non-jitsu, the martial art of inactivity. Like all our Karate Casuals, these shorts have been approved by the Indomitable Dragon Counsel and feature a drawstring belt bearing the 11 sacred stripes of non-jitsu, each signifying a noteworthy level of non-mobile achievement.

Karate Casual Shorts go great with a hoodie and T-shirt, like the ones you’ve probably been wearing for several days. They also go great with no shirt. In addition, these 100% hemp-twill shorts feature a hidden stash pocket, which is perfect for those of you who really, really, really appreciate the fact that they’re made of hemp.

Not into solo slumber parties or biathlons of Xbox and Hot Pockets? Not a problem: Karate Casual Shorts fit any summertime plans, exciting or otherwise. They’re available for a limited time, and only at Betabrand.com.

 

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The Vagisoft Blanket: Hollywood-Approved!

 

Imagine our surprise and delight when we discovered that Paul Feig, director of the current box-office smash “Bridesmaids,” had recorded a heartfelt video endorsement for Vagisoft. We knew he had talent. Now we also know he has superior taste in blankets.

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The Caperon Cometh (Soon)

 

Only eight days ’til Betabrand hickory-smokes the BBQ fashion establishment! On Thursday, June 2, we're releasing the revolutionary Caperon: the world's first cape-apron hybrid. Finally, a garment truly befitting America's proud heroes of the grill!

 

(If you’re a talented photographer who’s hosting a barbecue this weekend, you might be able to get your hands on a Caperon: early. Contact matt@betabrand.com for more information.)

 

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Island Quest 2011: A South Pacific Video Adventure (Part 5)

 

Watch as Betabrand’s intrepid ocean explorer barely escapes with his life after encountering a village of giant, bloodthirsty stone-people on Easter Island.

south pacific

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