Betabrand Presents: The World’s Luckiest Pants

TODAY WE DISCUSS THE OMNIPOTENT SEAL OF GOOD FORTUNE, OLIVE CORDAROUNDS, AND THE MODEL CITIZEN OF THE WEEK

Let’s say your last name isn’t O’-something. And you don’t root for the Celtics or the Fighting Irish. You don’t drink Guinness, your prefer Dial to Irish Spring, and you probably won’t chuckle when a Dubliner declares, "Lig sé broim." So why on Earth would you need these pants?

Because they’re the world’s luckiest pants — the only trousers to feature the Omnipotent Seal of Good Fortune: a four-leaf clover festooned with the number 7, a dollar sign, a horseshoe, and an Egyptian scarab.

These uniquely charmed trousers are guaranteed to raise your luck by at least .000777%, and who couldn’t use that when gambling, golfing, or explaining how awesome you are to the opposite sex? To slip into a pair is to feel the radiant smile of Lady Luck upon you, even as you stumble into her and drench her nice gown with your warm green beer.

The world’s luckiest pants can be yours today for $100. St. Patty’s celebrants on the East Coast should purchase theirs immediately to guarantee delivery by March 16.

Buy this instant, as supplies are ultra-limited!

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NEW CORDAROUNDS

We continue today’s green theme with a new batch of olive Cordarounds, a slightly more conservative alternative to our super-powered Patty pants.


These beauties are made of the finest mellow green corduroy, and they feature white/midnight-blue pocket liners in a distinct fish-scale pattern. Olives and fish? Sounds delish!

Pick up a pair today, and we’ll treat you to a green Cordarounds Confuse-A-Shirt. This handsome tee internationalizes the name of our famous trousers, making it essentially impossible to pronounce. Mystify your friends! Enrage drunken linguists!

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MODEL CITIZEN SPOTLIGHT: BROCK MCROCK

Disco pants are the world’s premiere performance trousers, no matter what the performance may be. So it’s no surprise that legendary air guitarist, Brock McRock, is a Betabrandido and a card-carrying Model Citizen.

Watch as the invisible axe man Brocks the Cresent City in this informative video.

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