The Omnipotent Seal of Good Fortune

Legend has it that late one moonless night at a crossroads outside old Dublin town, a ne’er-do-well the name of Bennigan O’Applebee sold his soul to a leprechaun in exchange for the luckiest pants in all of Ireland. And it is said that the young man soon amassed a fantastic fortune, for the pants had made him the greatest gambler the Emerald Isle had ever seen.

Today, Betabrand offers a faithful reproduction of those famous trousers, imbued with all the leprechaun magic the FDA will allow. They’re made of handsome shamrock-green velveteen and come emblazoned with the Omnipotent Seal of Good Fortune: a four-leaf clover festooned with the number 7, a dollar sign, a horseshoe, and an Egyptian scarab. These are the perfect pants to wear while gambling, golfing, or explaining to the opposite sex just how awesome you are. Best of all, you won’t have to give us your soul to own a pair. We’ll settle for $100.

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