Betabrand Presents: The 2011 Holiday Sale

In an effort to revive the floundering U.S. economy, Congress late last night passed emergency legislation requiring the American public to collectively spend $20 trillion on domestically produced booze, fruitcake, and fashion in 2011 – above and beyond typical annual expenditures in these areas. How so? By declaring February 15 the official start of the holiday season!

So, in accordance with this new and very merry martial law, we hereby announce the following:

Incredible savings, a last shot at special edition coats,
and a historic Model Citizen Showdown

Yes, it’s that very special time of the year, the 11-month retail holiday season!  It used to start in November, and then in October, but this year we’re kicking it off on February 15. Just think: nearly an entire year of singing carols, chugging eggnog, and burning scented candles to mask the odor of your decomposing Christmas tree. And what better way to get in the Yuletide spirit right now than with incredible savings on items from the entire Betabrand catalog. Things like:

BLACK SHEEP SWEATERS:

NAUSEATING HOLIDAY PANTS:

SELECT CORDAROUNDS:

MARY-GO-ROUNDS:

WAX JACKETS:

BLACK PANTHER JACKETS:

BLACK PANTHER PANTS:

Our site’s new Sale tab makes it easy to find these limited leftovers, special-edition overstocks, and other great Betabrand deals. Check out all our sale items as well as our newest fabric inventions at Betabrand.com today.

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ONLY 20 MORE HOURS TO BUY A CUSTOM REVERSIBLE SMOKING JACKET

Tomorrow at 9 a.m., we give our seamstresses the go code to start production of our special-edition reversible smoking jackets – Purple Reign, The Silver Fox, and The Master. If you’re the sort of fellow who likes to attention at any social event, you need one (or two). But hurry: You have just 20 hours to place your order and join an ultra-elite society of jacket-wearing gentleman.

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MODEL CITIZEN CONTEST COMES DOWN TO VIDEO/PHOTO FINISH!

This week, we’ve received an astonishing collection of images from customers competing to win one of each of our special-edition reversible smoking jackets. It’s come down to two contestants: an Oregon couple who provides this disco dreamscape, and an Austrian artiste who provides a surrealist video that must be seen to believe.

Please scroll down to view the entries and vote here:

Thanks to all who have competed who earned $10 off for participation.

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