Ever needed pants in a pinch? Tony Wloch may have designed thislightweight, water-repelling garment for campers and hikers, but rest assured it’s a two-legged lifeline for any gent who finds himself stuck in a sans-pants pickle, like when:
Attending a fancy dinner party, someone spills a tureen of creamed hog snouts in your lap.
The “liar, liar, pants on fire” prophecy finally comes to pass.
You awake from a three-day bender with a “Biden 2016” tattoo on your calf.
Thank goodness Emergency Pants pack away in a built-in pocket stuff sack, so you can take ’em with you wherever you go. Trouser trauma averted!