Modern Office Solutions!

A Little Friday Workplace Wonderfulness.

Modern Office Solutions!
New Glen-Plaid Dress Pant Sweatpants,
Women’s Executive Pinstripe Hoodie & Two-Piece Tunic

Stay tuned for six surefire tips for ultimate business success, coming in the very near future!

Meanwhile, we thought we’d proffer some other, equally valuable workplace information. Namely, the following garments:

Glen-Plaid Dress Pant Sweatpants

Glen-Plaid Dress Pant Sweatpants

Yes, our confoundingly comfortable dress pants are now available in striking Glen Plaid.

How, you may ask, can a pair of trousers look and feel so freakishly wonderful? Well, we start with super-soft fabric, and then [INSERT YOUR WILD PANT-RELATED CONJECTURE HERE].

Handsome trousers with covert comfort; pre-order your pair today and save 10%.

Women’s Executive Pinstripe Hoodie

Slip on our Navy Pinstripe Executive Hoodie and watch as:

Wall Street trembles at your feet.
Members of the Fortune 500 feverishly fight for your favor like mead-crazed Vikings.
Donald Trump’s wig flips.

None of these things we’re willing to guarantee, of course, but we do think you’ll make quite an impression in the office when you slip on this luxurious pinstripe hoodie, made from the same fancy-schmancy fabric as fine suits.

Just don’t let all that power go to your head. (Feel free to let the hood go to your head, however.)

Two-Piece Tunic

Shake up the soul-crushing sameness of your workweek with the newest Two-Piece Tunic from designer Alisa Schulhof. Pre-order now and save 10%.

With three potential looks in one, this versatile garment is sure to help extinguish excessive office-based ennui. (Also designed to pair perfectly with our Dress Pant Yoga Pants.)

What’s that? You have a job to actually enjoy? Well, all the better.

What Else Is New?

Slackies, Now In Three Colors
Slackies: Speaking of workwear, these surreptitiously soft and relaxing slacks now come in three colors! Matt Thier’s hemp-cotton trousers feature a hideaway drawstring, cool belt loops, and more. Available in blue-slate,charcoal-gray, and original khaki.
Travel Yoga Pants
Travel Yoga Pants: Quick-dry/wicking fabric, anatomical seaming for added comfort, hidden in-seam pockets for cash, credit cards, and passports. (Design based on our best-selling straight-leg Dress Pant Yoga Pants.)
Travel Yoga Tunic
Travel Yoga Tunic: Another great traveling companion! Designer Tony Wloch’s lightweight, zip-up tunic is made from the same carefree fabric as our Travel Yoga Pants and features a custom “reverse graffiti” print.

Now In The Think Tank: A Covert Courier?

Dave Ward wanted to keep his laptop undercover, so he came up with this concept for a slender, unisex backpack that fits under a jacket. Think it’s a good idea? Vote to make it an actual crowdfundable prototype!
Under-The-Jack Pack
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