Yoga-Pant Battle Brews In Montana

Dress Pant Yoga Pants in Montana!

There’s an old saying in politics: “As Montana goes, so goes the nation.” That’s why we’re so distressed to learn that one Montana lawmaker wants to ban yoga pants!

We can only surmise that State Representative David Moore favors hoop skirts and whalebone corsets for the women of Big Sky Country. To that we say: Try finding a whale within 50 miles of Missoula, sir!

At Betabrand, we believe you should be able to wear whatever you wish, whenever you wish. Yoga pants in the office? You’re damn right.
Dress Pant Yoga Pants in Montana!

Thousands of women around the world proudly wear our Dress Pant Yoga Pants; now, we’re asking them to show support for their sartorially suppressed sisters in Montana: Then put on your Dress Pant Yoga Pants and join us for a lotus sit-in on the steps of the Montana State Capitol, just as soon as all the snow has melted.

Heed our call to armslegs today! Time to show Rep. Moore and his Axis of Apparel Evil that you mean business!
Rest assured that Betabrand shall remain vigilant against this most insidious threat to lower-limb liberty. Stay tuned for news as it happens!
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