2/19 Crowdfunding For Him, For Her, For All

Wi-Fi & Thumb Shirts For Him,
Poo-Emoji & Go-Go Dresses For Her, Airbrushed-Van Fame For All

Thumb-Print Shirt

So many new things to cover today! Help crowdfund any of the new prototypes below and save up to 30%, plus get free shipping. Also be sure to check out our two new contests! But first …

More Thumbs Than A Human-Centipede Hitchhiker

Isn’t it high time there was a shirt that gave the humble thumb its proper due? Why, the ability of this li’l appendage to wordlessly pass judgement is all that separates us from wild beasts!
Thumb-Print Shirt

And without thumbs, how would you also:
  • Flip a coin to see who eats the month-old fishwich?
  • Play video games until your corneas fall out?
  • Claim the Intercontinental Thumb-Wrestling Belt?
  • Play Arthur Fonzarelli in the Broadway adaptation of “Happy Days”?
  • Hitchhike to Greenland?
Honor thy noble thumbs today!
Thumb-Print Shirt

New Women’s Fashion Movement

Ever since we introduced men’s shirts and shoes designed with a custom poo-emoji print, women have demanded feces-focused fashion of their own.

Thus, we’re pleased to present the highly anticipated Poo-Emoji Dress: simple elegance that’s simply full of sh*t.
Poo-Emoji Dress

We’re crowdfunding the Poo-Emoji Dress because so many folks voted for the initial design in our Think Tank. That’s how the future of fashion begins!
Poo-Emoji Dress

An Ode To Wi-Fi

From the clothier that brought you the Bluetooth-enabled Text-Mex Burrito comes another bleeding-edge breakthrough: the amazing Wi-Fi Shirt. Rest assured, this handsome button-up will make you most sizzlin’ hotspot around!

(Should actual hotspots appear, you may have a cotton allergy.)
Wi-Fi Shirt

No longer must you sit in your cubicle tethered to a tangle of cables while slogging through endless reports and mind-numbing email exchanges.

Now, you can do all this from any exotic corner of the globe! So slip on a Wi-Fi Shirt, grab your favorite tropical cocktail, and let’s toast technology!
Wi-Fi Shirt

You Go-Go, Girl!

Wherever you’re going in life, existentially or otherwise, may we suggest you pack a Beta-Go-Go Dress from new Think Tank designer Janice Paredes, an instructor at the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising.
Beta-Go-Go-Dress

This dress is lightweight, machine-washable, and ready for adventure. Who knows who you’ll meet along the way!
Beta-Go-Go-Dress

More Prototypes You Can Help Bring To Life

Check out the Haeckeloha Dress, 360 Reversible Dress, and Ferrofluid Disco Leggings, not to mention the Flashback Collection from DJ Chris Holmes, including his Photobomber Hoodie, Illuminati Suit, Silver-Screen Scarf, and Halo Hat.

Each Flashback garment is made from fabric coated with gazillions of super-reflective glass nanospheres. Put one on and become the ultimate photobomber!
Flashback Photobomber Hoodie

Contest #1: Your Face On Our Van!

TWO lucky Model Citizens (one man and one woman) are going to be immortalized on the sides of our delivery van. Will one of them be you?

Are you sillier/sexier than our first three dozen contestants? Of course you are! So enter the contest now — just upload any photo showing you wearing at least one article of Betabrand clothing.

Winners will be chosen based on total number of Facebook Likes and, to a lesser extent, the opinions of our finicky staff. Vote for your favorites now! Results will be tallied this Friday; winners will be announced next week. (The sooner you upload your own photo, the better your chances of winning.)
Contest: Your Face On Our Van!

Contest #2: Your Socks On Ted Rubin’s Feet!

 

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