02/03 Haeckeloha! New Dress + Men’s Shirts

Haeckeloha! Our Newest Shirts & Dress Go Under The Microscope

New Haeckeloha Dress & Shirts

A BOLD CLAIM, INDEED: Of the many fine garments inspired by 19th-century European biologists, today’s offerings are perhaps the very finest.*

Designer Josh Lacey took intricate illustrations of microscopic organisms from Ernst Haeckel’s “Kunstformen der Natur” and put them on his Hawaiian-style Haeckeloha Shirt — now available in three colors, each awash in cavorting wee beasties.

And thanks to first-time Think Tank designer Catie McGee, there’s also a dress to match.
Red Haeckeloha Shirt

IMMUNIZATION UNNECESSARY: We’ve received assurances from Josh, Catie, and the World Health Organization that all four of these lightweight cotton garments are 100% pathogen-free.
Haeckeloha Dress

BONUS: Extensive stoner analysis confirms they’re really, really awesome to look at, sometimes for an hour or more.
Tan Haeckeloha Shirt

LADIES: Help crowdfund Catie’s Haeckeloha Dress today and save up to 30%, plus get free shipping! Remember, we’ll turn this prototype into a full-fledged product onlyif it reaches its funding goal.
Haeckeloha Dress

AND GENTLEMEN: Original Navy Haeckeloha Shirts, graciously modeled by Haeckel himself (below), are ready to ship this very minute. Our limited run of redand tan shirts are available for pre-order, with 10% savings and free shipping.
Navy Haeckeloha Shirt
*Thomas Henry Huxley, Paul Ehrlich, et al. — suck it.

More In Crowdfunding

Here are some other new prototypes you can help bring to life. Fund them now and save up to 30%, plus get free shipping.
Bike to Work Reflective Sweater
Bike to Work Reflective Sweater: Supple wool blend with retroreflective yarn knit right in! By day, it’s handsome and mild-mannered; come nighttime, however, this garment glows in the headlights of oncoming traffic like an apoplectic Tesla coil.
360 Reversible Dress
360 Reversible Dress: Four dresses in one! Whatever the occasion, Elizabeth Irwin’s new creation has you covered. Go with solid black or a geometric print, then choose a high-boat or low-scoop neckline; all you need to do is flip this dress front to back or turn it inside out!
Morning-Mess Jacket
Morning-Mess Jacket: From Nicole Spyt comes a jacket designed to keep all your daily essentials safe, secure, and eminently find-able, no matter how much of a rush you’re in. Features soft cotton-brushed twill, pockets galore, and other goodies.
Poo-Emoji Shirt
Poo-Emoji Shirt: From a distance, it’s a handsome button-up. But look closer, and you’ll find your gaze returned by gazillions of tiny, smiling piles of poop. Fund the shirt that’s been covered by Buzzfeed, GQ, MTV, Playboy, and more! Matching shoes also available.
Popshop Convert-A-Skirt Overalls
Popshop Convert-A-Skirt Overalls: Three looks in one! These stretch-denim overalls can quickly transform into a skirt and purse. An innovative new design from Popshop curator Noemi Garcia.

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