01/08 Newsletter: Jacket of Infinite Improbability

Time-Travel Jacket, Somewhat Scatalogical Shirt, Margaret Cho’s Jumpsuit

Jacket of Infinite Improbability

Today’s crowdfundable prototypes are made from an unusually wide variety of fabrics, including cotton, nylon, and, most improbably, space-time.

About that last one: Inspired by his love of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Oakland designer Steve Teeps has designed a jacket for all manner of travel, interstellar or otherwise.
Jacket of Infinite Improbability
Jacket of Infinite Improbability

What makes the Jacket of Infinite Improbability so versatile?
  • Made of coated ripstop nylon that’s tough, lightweight, and water-resistant.
  • Zip-off brimmed hood with embroidered “42” on the back.
  • Terrycloth chin guard, because you know how important a towel can be.
  • Embroidered “DON’T PANIC” carrying case.
  • Handy zippered pockets inside and out.
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Jacket of Infinite Improbability

Will the Jacket of Infinite Improbability reach its crowdfunding goal? If you were wearing one now, you’d probably know.

That said, we invite you to help turn this prototype into reality (a relative term, of course, depending on your personal interdimensional situation, but we digress …) and save up to 30%, plus get free shipping.
Jacket of Infinite Improbability

Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt

Please, don’t even think of cracking some cheap poop joke. This is a time for serious sartorial discourse; base potty humor shall not be looked upon kindly.

If you are a gentleman, a thoughtful, passionate gentleman, for whom form and function are like lovers inexorably intertwined in a sultry garden of orchids at dusk, then, by all means, we invite you to read on.

Now, let us see about this new turd-covered shirt.
Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt

The late, great fashion critic Mr. Brownwell famously opined that one can never wear enough tiny, grinning piles of dung. That wisdom inspired our Poo-Emoji High Tops and now, at last, this handsome matching button-up.
Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt

Help crowdfund the Poo-Emoji Shirt today and save as much as 30%, plus get free shipping.
Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt

A New Design From Margaret Cho

Speaking of comedians who shy away from poo jokes, check out Margaret Cho’s Solitaire.

Assassins and cat burglars will appreciate its one-piece versatility, multitudinous pockets, and black-ops-inspired color scheme.
Solitaire Jumpsuit by Margaret Cho

It’s also incredibly comfortable and features a flattering silhouette for all sorts of shapes and sizes. Best of all, you won’t need to carry a purse, which delights Margaret to no end. (Apologies to Mrs. Spade, Monsieur Vuitton, et al.)

You can still save 15% and get free shipping when you help turn her prototype into a full-fledged product. Fund the Solitaire today!
Solitaire Jumpsuit by Margaret Cho

Clean Up With The Cleanse Sale

We continue to flush out last year’s inventory to make room for all-new inventions in 2015. Save up to 60%, then get an additional 10% off when you use this code at checkout: SUPERSONIC

Inventory is disappearing fast; save while you can!
Incredible closeout savings on 2014 inventory
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