12/6 Newsletter: Choose Cho, Save Up To 30%

Solitaire Jumpsuit by Margaret Cho

IN TODAY’S NEWSLETTER
: 1) Comedian Margaret Cho puts the purse industry on notice; 2) amid a bevy of flashbulbs, we introduce the Anti-Paparazzi Collection; and 3) the mighty Cleanse Sale flushes on. More on those last two in a moment.

First, Margaret would like to show off the Solitaire, her new collaboration with Betabrand. Assassins and cat burglars will appreciate its one-piece versatility and multitudinous pockets, not to mention all that lovely blackness.
Solitaire Jumpsuit by Margaret Cho

Not employed in those particular industries? You’ll still dig the Solitaire’s silky soft tencel-twill fabric, plus its flattering silhouette designed to accommodate all sorts of shapes and sizes. And, best of all, you won’t need to carry a purse, which delights Margaret to no end. (Apologies to Mrs. Spade, Monsieur Vuitton, et al.)
Solitaire Jumpsuit by Margaret Cho

Help crowdfund Margaret’s Solitaire Jumpsuit today and save up to 30%, plus get free shipping! Now, please allow Betabrand’s newest designer to tell you a bit more:
Margaret Cho talks about the Solitaire

Gentlemen: You Are Not Forgotten

While the Solitaire is new to crowdfunding, Couch Commandos have just a few days to go. Pants meticulously designed for inactive lifestyles! Fund ’em now and save 20%, plus get free shipping.

(Need something a bit more office-appropriate? Try Dress Pant Sweatpants.)
Crowdfund Couch Commandos

New In The Think Tank:
The Anti-Paparazzi Collection

ATTENTION, CELEBRITIES: How many times have you been stuck in the supermarket checkout line with your bag of Funyuns and 2-liter of Dew and suddenly noticed your photo splashed across a tabloid cover — accompanied by a headline like “Drug-Fueled Rampage,” “Shocking Sex Tape,” or, even worse, “Shocking AlienSex Tape”?

Live in mortal fear no more, for Chris Holmes has an ingenious solution: garments that deflect camera flashes, so paparazzi photos end up overexposed and utterly unusable!
Anti-Paparazzi Collection

This is Chris’s first foray into fashion; he’s also a DJ and music producer, among other things, and has spent much of the last four years opening for Sir Paul McCartney on his world tours.

Should we turn his design into a crowdfundable prototype? You decide!
Anti-Paparazzi Collection

Clean Up In The Cleanse Sale

Like an e-commerce enema, we continue to flush out last year’s inventory to make room for all-new inventions in 2015. Save up to 60%, then get an additional 10% off when you use this code at checkout: SUPERSONIC

Inventory is limited; save while you can!
Incredible closeout savings on 2014 inventory
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