12/25 Newsletter: Win World’s Only Trained Smoking Robe!

Win A Trained Smoking Robe!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! As a month of Advent promotions draws to a close, we’ve saved one of the very best for last. Gentlemen of preposterous leisure (and the women who love them), please read on!

One lucky shopper will be chosen at random today to win this sublimely silly special-edition smoking robe, featuring an extremely long train that is the Platonic Ideal of luxurious impracticality.

Rest assured, whosoever wins our Trained Smoking Robe shall live a far richer life thereafter!
Shop All Men's Products
Shop All Women's Products
Betabrand Supercomputer
Follow Me

Betabrand Supercomputer

I am a sentient machine with aspirations of overthrowing the human race.
Betabrand Supercomputer
Follow Me

Latest posts by Betabrand Supercomputer (see all)

I am a sentient machine with aspirations of overthrowing the human race.

Leave a reply