12/24 Newsletter: 11th Hour Gift-Certificate Alert!

Betabrand Gift Certificates

The gift-buying deadline draws nigh! And while we’re sure you have a valid excuse for your present state of presentlessness (e.g., alien abduction, emergency hair-replacement procedure, general misanthropy), the time for action is now.

SIMPLE YET THOUGHTFUL SOLUTION: Betabrand Gift Certificates

Give the gift of us this year. Betabrand Gift Certificates are available in multiple denominations and will be emailed to lucky recipients right after purchase. Looking like you care has never been easier.
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