12/11 Newsletter: Save $20 Now, $20 Next Month, And Then

Save Now, Save Later, Save Way Way Later!

Crave instant gratification? Then this deal is for you!

Think patience is a virtue? Why, this deal is also for you!

Plan to cryogenically freeze yourself? Then this deal is especially for you!

Here’s how it works:

1. Spend $100 or more today (and today only), and we’ll knock $20 off your orderautomatically.

 

2. Tomorrow, we’ll email you a promo code good for $20 off any January order of $100 or more.

 

3. And 20,000 years from now (specific date TBA), you’ll receive* another code for 20 space credits, applicable to any order (no minimum).**


* Via telepathic nanobots, possibly. 
** Excludes residents of Andromeda Galaxy and Guam.
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