12/6 Newsletter: Santa-fy Your Photos, Save 20% Site-Wide

Upload Any Photo & Save 20%

TODAY ONLY, get a 20% discount code instantly when you Santa-fy a photo! Here’s how it works:

1. Upload any photo of yourself (or some other life form) to our site.
2. Add a pair of Santa Glasses (it’s very easy, we promise) and click the Finishbutton.
3. Presto! Not only will your newly bearded and bespectacled mug magically appear on our homepage, we’ll also email you a discount code good for 20% off your entire order.
Upload your Photo Now!

Doing some holiday shopping? Here are just a few fine gift ideas:

Nauseating Holiday Pants
Nauseating Holiday Pants
This eminently gag-worthy garment overflows with barfing Christmas icons: Spewing Santa, Retching Rudolph, Fetid Frosty, and more!

Nauseating Holiday Skirt
Nauseating Holiday Skirt
Same puke-inducing pattern as our Nauseating Holiday Pants. Pair with your ugliest holiday sweater for a truly ho-ho-horrible Yuletide ensemble!

Butcher Briefs
Butcher Briefs
An alternative to the traditional Christmas ham.

Vajamas
Vajamas
Softest pants known to man, woman, or beast. Santa’s beard feels like barbed-wire-wrapped stalactites by comparison.

Mary-Go-Rounds
Mary-Go-Rounds
The season is the reason for these miraculous drawstring trousers.

 

Cornucopia Bags
Cornucopia Bags
The ultimate urban carryall, chock-full of fantastic features! Doesn’t Santa’s sack seem old and sad by comparison?

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