12/3 Newsletter: Advent, Day 3 – Disco Kippah Giveaway

Free Disco Kippah with any order!

A chance to strut your stuff in Cat Fancy Magazine and cuddle with the world’s largest, most grotesque Santa Claus? Yes and yes! But first …

Has a flying saucer landed on our model’s head? Does he possess the shiniest pate in the history of male pattern baldness? No, he’s just sporting our new, space-age Disco Kippah. (Gentiles: A kippah is also referred to as a yarmulke or “that funny little hat.”)

TODAY ONLY, order anything on our site and we’ll throw in a kippah made of pure, shimmering disconium, while supplies last!

NOTE: You do not have to add a kippah to your cart; so long as you order at least one item, we’ll send you a free kippah automatically.
Free Disco Kippah with every order!

Not Jewish? We suggest you pass along your new kippah to someone who is — a more resplendent Hanukkah gift has scarcely been seen! — or convert immediately.
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Model Appreciation Party At Betabrand HQ!

Ever appeared on our site? If so, you’re invited to a little soirée TONIGHT to help kick off the holiday season. Among other festivities, you’ll witness the official unveiling of Santa The Hutt, a bloated, gurgling embodiment of holiday excess — even more gargantuan than last year’s version! (Yes, he will gladly pose with you for photos.) Click here for more info.
Model Appreciation Party!

Star In Cat Fancy Magazine!

We’re giving you a chance to appear in a full-page Betabrand ad in the final issue of Cat Fancy Magazine! Just upload your funniest photo (cat-related or otherwise) to our site, and it may end up in America’s foremost feline publication of record.* Also, everyone who submits a photo will get a 10-20% discount code.

Check out the most recent contest entries on our Facebook page, then submit your own!
Enter our Cat Fancy Photo Contest
*Winner will be chosen based on his/her photo’s Facebook popularity AND the opinions of fickle Betabrand employees.
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  1. Betabrand Makes Money by Making Fun of the Holidays | MailChimp Email Marketing Blog · December 17, 2014 Reply

    […] Jewish, joyous events that you wear kippahs for, so we decided to make a bunch of disco kippahs and give them away on the website. Well, we quietly put it live on the site a couple days before we were going to give them away. […]

  2. Betabrand Makes Money by Making Fun of the Holidays · December 17, 2014 Reply

    […] Jewish, joyous events that you wear kippahs for, so we decided to make a bunch of disco kippahs and give them away on the website. Well, we quietly put it live on the site a couple days before we were going to give them away. […]

  3. Betabrand Makes Money by Making Fun of the Holidays | Email Rebel · December 19, 2014 Reply

    […] Jewish, joyous events that you wear kippahs for, so we decided to make a bunch of disco kippahs and give them away on the website. Well, we quietly put it live on the site a couple days before we were going to give them away. […]

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