9/23 Newsletter: Suitsy, Smoking Robe, Smoking Robe etc.

New Inventions Everywhere!

Disco Trapper Hat, Smoking Robe, Galactic Polo, Suitsy, Hot Caption Action.

Today, we introduce a trio of crowdfundable prototypes from Think Tank designers. (Also: a business-suit onesie that’s causing DEFCON 1 chaos on the Internet; more on that in a moment.)

Scroll down to learn more. Then, if you’re so inclined, help bring these prototypes to life — you’ll save up to 30% and get free shipping!

From JoAnna Schull: The Smoking Robe

Inspired by our Reversible Smoking Jackets, JoAnna set out to design a robe with equal swank — and unparallelled softness.

Smoking Robe

Her prototype Smoking Robe is made with exquisite French terry and features our signature satin brocade of lusty dragons, plus a matching dragon belt! Satan himself grudgingly acknowledges its superior powers of sweet sinfulness.

Smoking Robe

From Natalie Walsh: The Disco Trapper Hat

A venerable head-topper of yore, designed with space-age materials — i.e., pure, shimmering disconium, plus a fur liner forged by science. No matter where you hang your hat this winter, rest assured you’ll have the warmest, shiniest cranium around.

Disco Trapper Hat

From Christopher Maracha: The Blue Galactic Polo

Speaking of space-age, Christopher’s new polo sports Scotchlite reflective detailing that rivals pulsars in brightness. Great for cycling at night, even better for light cycling in the Game Grid.

Blue Galactic Polo

From Jesse Herzog: The Suitsy

Jesse’s controversial business-suit onesie has already been featured by the likes of Buzzfeed, GQ, and Good Morning America. A fierce debate, the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the Scopes trial, now rages on Twitter.

What do you think? Should we crowdfund the Suitsy? Vote now!

The Suitsy, A Business-Suit Onesie

More Recent Releases

A few other things we’ve been working on:

 

READY Shirts

READY Shirt

Elegant Oxford meets hi-tech activewear! Fabric features 2-way mechanical stretch, moisture wicking, and EZ-Dry. In crimson, blue, and steel.

 

Work-It Dress

Work-It Dress

Made from the same performance knit you’ll find in Dress Pant Yoga Pants; designed with a fit-and-flare silhouette to flatter a variety of shapes and sizes. SAVE 20%

 

Germinator Transit Jacket

Germinator Transit Jacket

Give germs the Petri diss in this breathable, water-resistant softshell that’s loaded with ick-fighting features. SAVE 20%

 

FlipSlip Shoes

FlipSlips

These reflective, foldable flats feature sheepskin-lined memory foam insoles for an absurd level of foot-pampering power. SAVE 10%

 

Kobe Flannel Shirt

Kobe Flannel Shirt

A flannel button-up so utterly sublime, designer Tomo Saito compares it to the finest Japanese beef. SAVE 20%

 

Brain-Scan Dress

Brain-Scan Dress

Beauty and brains! It’s our Perfect Dress design with actual MRIs. The result: quite possibly the most cerebral garment ever. SAVE 10%

 

Twill Flannel Japants

Twill Flannel Japants

More from Tomo! Introducing the latest twist on his famous Tokyo-style cargo trousers. SAVE 20%

Caption This Photo, Win Some Sons Of Britches

A pair of stunt trousers to the person who comes up with the funniest caption for this photo. Post your witticisms on our Facebook Fan Page.

Model-Citizen Caption Contest

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