9/18 Newsletter: READY Shirts & Work-It Dress

FOR HIM: Steven B. Wheeler’s READY Shirt is now available in brand-new crimson and steel, as well as original blue. Imagine an elegant Oxford seamlessly combined with hi-tech activewear!

These button-downs feature fabric with two-way mechanical stretch, moisture wicking, and EZ-Dry, so you’ll be ready for just about any situation — at least those that don’t involve gratuitous displays of chest hair. Learn more about ’em here.

Steel READY Shirt

For Her: Work-It Dress

Our newest crowdfundable prototype is Tony Wloch’s Work-It Dress, made from the same nifty performance knit you’ll find in Dress Pant Yoga Pants, and designed with a fit-and-flare silhouette to flatter a variety of shapes and sizes.

Far be it from us to tell you where to “work it” — just know that this garment is as versatile as it is comfortable, so you can wear it pretty much anywhere. Fund the Work-It Dress today and save up to 30%, plus get free shipping. (See all our dresses  here.)

Work-It Dress: Save Up To 30%

For It: Karate Casuals

Nothing turns sober, hardworking gentlemen into listless life forms faster than a pair of our extraordinarily comfy Karate Casuals.

Made from hemp, seersucker, and substances of improbable softness, these drawstring trousers are designed to drain initiative and ambition like sartorial succubi, leaving wearers in a state of drooling recumbency.

Black Seersucker Karate Casuals

Speaking Of ‘It’ …

Our newest store mascot is currently nameless (not to mention pantless), so feel free to swing by 780 Valencia St. and offer up a few suggestions. While you’re here, you can pose for photos and receive a tidy Model Citizen discount.

Get your photo taken with our newest employee.

More Recent Releases

Here’s just a wee sample of what we’ve been working on lately.

 

Chicken & Wafflecords

Chicken & Wafflecords

Savory limited-edition Cordarounds featuring a waffled texture. Also available in Blueberry.

 

FlipSlip Shoes

FlipSlips

Esther Flatto’s reflective, foldable flats feature sheepskin-lined memory foam insoles for an absurd level of foot-pampering power. SAVE 10%

 

Unicorn Socks

Unicorn Sock 3-Pack

As close as you can get to your favorite enchanted ungulate without growing hooves. (Pair with a men’s or women’s Unicorn Shirt!) SAVE 10%

 

Mercenary Hoodie

Mercenary Hoodie

Soldier of fashion? Designer Chris Rudy hopes to create a fashion coup with his new hoodie design. SAVE 10%

 

Kobe Flannel Shirt

Kobe Flannel Shirt

A flannel button-up so utterly sublime, designer Tomo Saito compares it to the finest Japanese beef. SAVE 20%

 

Twill Flannel Japants

Twill Flannel Japants

More from Tomo! Introducing the latest twist on his famous Tokyo-style cargo trousers. SAVE 20%

 

Black Work-It Skirt

Black Work-It Skirt

Made from the same performance knit as our Dress Pant Yoga Pants, this stylish new pencil skirt is versatile, comfortable, and practically wrinkle-proof.

 

Brain-Scan Dress

Brain-Scan Dress

Beauty and brains! Dhanya Gutta took our Perfect Dress design and added actual MRIs. The result is our most cerebral garment ever. SAVE 10%

New In The Think Tank: Smuggler’s Blues*

Jason Van Horn has designed a Prussian-blue jacket that pays homage to some of his favorite intergalactic heroes. Should we turn the Smuggler’s Jacket into a crowdfundable prototype? Vote now!

Smuggler's Jacket

*Apologies to Glenn Frey. Or maybe apologies to you, depending how you feel about Glenn Frey.

Last Day To Enter Our Caption Contest

A pair of pants to the person who comes up with the funniest caption for this photo. Post your witticisms on our Facebook Fan Page.

Model Citizen Caption Contest

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