9/16 Newsletter: Chicken & Wafflecords, Unicorn Shirts, And Work It Skirts

Chicken & Wafflecords

In the 10 years since we first introduced Cordarounds, a great schism has erupted in the global Corduroy Community, pitting supporters of traditional, vertical corduroy against so-called “neocords,” who favor horizontal orientation.

We must, of course, admit a certain culpability here. And while we cannot erase a decade of political animus and countless pantsings, we hope that the warring fashion factions can now find common ground with Wafflecords, corduroy trousers that take a neutral stance in the horizontal-vertical debate. Let the healing begin.

Chicken & Wafflecords

Blueberry Wafflecords and Chicken & Wafflecords are ready to ship today — and not a moment too soon!

Blueberry Wafflecords

To help you enjoy your new trousers, a few suggestions:

    • Get a head start on your entomology career by covering Wafflecords in syrup or fruit compote.
    • Wear them Belgian style by filling the pockets with mayonnaise.
    • Wear them on your next visit to a Waffle House and receive a complimentary grease splatter.
    • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Waffle-ironing not recommended.

Chicken & Wafflecords

Unicorn Shirts Now In Stock

Speaking of Belgium, we just returned from Geraardsbergen Fashion Week and are excited to report that unicorns are sizzling hot for fall!

Accordingly, we’ve made sure that our men’s and women’s Unicorn Shirts are ready to ship. Each features a houndstooth pattern that’s actually a herd of tiny, magical equine heads.

Men's & Women's Unicorn Shirts

BONUS: brand-new matching Unicorn Socks! As close as you can get to your favorite enchanted ungulate without growing hooves.

Unicorn Socks

New Black Work-It Skirt

The newest addition to our West Coast Workwear Collection! Made from the same performance knit as our Dress Pant Yoga Pants, this stylish new pencil skirt is versatile, comfortable, and practically wrinkle-proof. Even better, it’s ready to ship today. (Also available in original gray.)

Also: We’re working on batch #2 of our crowdfunded Work-It Blazers; pre-order yours now and save 10%.

And That’s Not All

Check out some of our other recent releases:

 

FlipSlip Shoes

FlipSlips

Esther Flatto’s reflective, foldable flats feature sheepskin-lined memory foam insoles for an absurd level of foot-pampering power. SAVE 10% NOW!

 

Mercenary Hoodie

Mercenary Hoodie

Designer Chris Rudy hopes to create a (bloodless) fashion coup with his new hoodie design. SAVE 20% NOW!

 

Kobe Flannel Shirt

Kobe Flannel Shirt

A flannel button-up so utterly sublime, designer Tomo Saito could compare it only to the finest Japanese beef. SAVE 20% NOW!

 

Twill Flannel Japants

Twill Flannel Japants

More from Tomo! Introducing the latest twist on his famous Tokyo-style cargo trousers. SAVE 20% NOW!

 

Brain-Scan Dress

Brain-Scan Dress

Beauty and brains! Dhanya Gutta took our Perfect Dress design and added actual MRIs. The result: quite possibly our most cerebral garment ever. SAVE 10% NOW!

 

Slim-Fit Gay Jeans

Gay Jeans

Steven B. Wheeler’s amazing jeans reveal hidden rainbows as they wear! Now available in Slim-Fit and Stretch-Skinny.

New In The Think Tank: Upward Mobility Top

Introducing the Upward Mobility Top, from Jen Lew. Should we turn her design concept into a crowdfundable prototype? Vote now!

Upward Mobility Top

Caption This Photo!

A pair of pants to the person who comes up with the funniest caption for this photo. Post your witticisms on our Facebook Fan Page.

Model Citizen Caption Contest

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