9/3 Newsletter: Germinator Jacket & Brain-Scan Dress

FIRST UP, THE GERMINATOR: If only there was a garment that offered protection from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune one experiences while riding public transportation! (And by “slings and arrows,” we mean human expectorant, primarily.)

Thank goodness we teamed up with the folks at gravitytank to create the Germinator Transit Jacket, a breathable, water-resistant softshell that weathers the the most thunderous saliva salvos with ease.

Men's Germinator Transit Jacket


Now you can go from Point A to Point B without touching any P — to say nothing of all the other unwholesome subway substances just waiting to befoul the unsuspecting commuter.

Men's Germinator Transit Jacket

Men's Germinator Transit Jacket


Fund the Germinator today and save up to 25%! (Shipping is on us.)

Germinator Transit Jacket Video

Beauty And Brains

Dhanya Gutta took our Perfect Dress design and added actual MRI brain scans. The result: quite possibly our most cerebral garment ever.

Brain-Scan Dress


A versatile dress for most any occasion? Yes! Safe to wear around the undead? Yet to be determined.

Brain-Scan Dress


Help crowdfund Dhanya’s Brain-Scan Dress today and save up to 25%, plus get free shipping!

Brain-Scan Dress

New Bike To Work Britches

Introducing our newest jeans for two-wheeled commuters: Gray Bike to Work Britches, featuring subtly stretchy denim, ridiculous reflectivity, and loads of other cyclist-friendly features.

Gray Bike to Work Britches


Prefer another color? We also just restocked Bike to Work Britches in Black and Indigo.

Gray Bike to Work Britches


And be sure to check out our entire Bike to Work Collection, including shirts, skirts, shorts, jackets, blazers, dresses, and more!

Gray Bike to Work Britches

More Recent Releases

Here are just a few of our successfully crowdfunded prototypes headed into production soon. Order now and save 10%.

 

Oxnard Shirt

Oxnard Shirt


Behold, a gloriously unstuffed shirt! What separates the Oxford and the Oxnard, besides approximately 5,420 miles? Find out here.

 

Black Sheep Wrap Sweater

Black Sheep Wrap Sweater


PURE BS: Tony Wloch’s Black Sheep Wrap Sweater is made of all-natural wool, courtesy of all-natural black sheep.

 

Lightweight Tyvek Shoes

Tyvek Shoes


Ludicrously lightweight Nath Effect and Dr. Hu (pictured) high-tops, courtesy of THE UT.LAB. Almost like wrapping your feet in paper — insanely strong paper!

 

Wholester

Wholester


Utility belt meets messenger bag in this versatile new design from Cat DuBois. Wear it over your shoulder or around your waist. Fanny pack? No. Fanntasy pack? Yes!

 

Men's Haeckeloha Shirt

Men’s Haeckeloha Shirt


Our most microorgasmic shirt ever! Inspired by 19th century illustrations of microscopic organisms, Josh Lacey’s Hawaiian-style shirt is awash in colorful, cavorting wee beasties.

Caption This Photo, Win Disco Pants

What’s going on in this Model Citizen photo? Post your funniest caption on our Facebook Fan Page, and you may win the shiniest pants in the galaxy.

Caption Contest: Win A Pair Of Disco Pants

 

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