8/22 Newsletter: The Oxnard Shirt & Huntsman Hoodie

 

Oxnard Shirt

What is it, exactly, that separates an Oxnard from an Oxford, besides approximately 5,420 miles? Read on!

THE SARTORIAL SUN HAS LONG SINCE SET upon the British Empire, yet the Oxford Shirt stubbornly endures, stiff and stale, a uniform of uniformity — of tedium woven from the fabric of an uninspired universe.

IT WAS THE FASHION RUNWAY OF MANIFEST DESTINY upon which this garment rumbled across America like a Conestoga Wagon of Conformity until, at last, it reached the glistening Pacific. Whereupon, it began dispiriting men immediately!

Oxnard Shirt


DOES THE OXFORD BESPEAK OPTIMISM, OR OPPRESSION? The latter, we think. For does it not remind you of interminable church services, or school outfits that gave you fits, or bosses who demanded you dress in the same monotonous, mind-mulching manner as they did?

Oxnard Shirt


NOW, REJOICE FOR THE UNSTUFFED SHIRT! The Oxnard was conjured not out of thin air, but rather the bracing, sea-breezy air of the California coast. Contrast that, if you will, with the miasma of musty flatulence that bore its predecessor.

GENTLEMEN OF THE GOLDEN STATE, and wherever else shirts are worn: Throw off the chafing yoke of the Oxford Shirt! Slip on an Oxnard, and proudly stick out your chest — stick it out to the West! (You’ll also want to celebrate how much you saved; fund the Oxnard today and get 20% off.)

Oxnard Shirt

Dear Hunter:

Speaking of radical reinvention, we’ve managed to weave the sophisticated styling of a traditional shooting jacket into a hoodie. Astounding!

Herringbone Huntsman Hoodie


Yes, the Herringbone Huntsman Hoodie features all the refined tweediness and leather-accented elegance you’d expect in a proper hunting coat. Plus, you can use the hood to transport freshly dispatched quarry!

Herringbone Huntsman Hoodie


Will the Huntsman become a full-fledged product? That’s up to you. Help crowdfund it today and save up to 30%.

Herringbone Huntsman Hoodie

Also In Crowdfunding

A few other recently launched prototypes for your perusal. Fund ’em now and save.

 

Nath Effect Tyvek Shoe

Nath Effect Tyvek Shoe


We collaborated with the shoe savants at THE UT.LAB to create ludicrously lightweight high-tops. It’s almost like wrapping your feet in paper!

 

Dr. Hu Tyvek Shoe

Dr. Hu Tyvek Shoe


Did we mention that these shoes weigh less than 16 ounces per pair? But don’t worry: They’re shockingly durable, not to mention water-resistant and breathable.

 

Wholester

Wholester


Utility belt meets messenger bag in this versatile new design from Cat DuBois. Wear it over your shoulder or around your waist. Fanny pack? No. Fanntasy pack? Yes!

 

Black Sheep Wrap Sweater

Black Sheep Wrap Sweater


OVER 1,000% FUNDED! From Tony Wloch: a sweater made of all-natural wool, courtesy of all-natural black sheep.

 

Men's Haeckeloha Shirt

Men’s Haeckeloha Shirt


Inspired by 19th century illustrations of microscopic organisms, Josh Lacey has created a Hawaiian-style shirt awash in colorful, cavorting wee beasties.

New In The Think Tank: Women’s Cordarounds

Should we make a stretch-skinny version of our venerable cords? Or what about one of the other 100-plus designs currently percolating in our Think Tank? Vote for your favorites today!

Women's Stretch-Skinny Cordarounds

Sunday Streets Disco Lounge

This Sunday from 11 to 4, our store transforms into a shimmering Disco Lounge (dancing completely optional). There will be custom Disco furniture (think IKEA, circa 3014), exclusive in-store discounts, our Model Citizen photo booth, and much more! Please click here to RSVP.

Sunday Streets Disco Lounge

We Need A Customer-Service Representative

Do you enjoy berating people unmercifully by phone and email? Are you skilled in the art of apathy? Do you have experience creating animated gifs that elegantly articulate your distaste for questions not directly related to fantasy football? Fantastic! Look for an exciting new employment opportunity in our next newsletter.

(Those of you not fitting the preceding description may want to consider this job opening.)

Job Opening: Customer-Service Representative

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