8/7 Newsletter: New READY Active Denim

READY Active Denims

Are you the sort of gent who finds himself awash in adventure with regularity? Do you often wish your jeans were equally up to the task? If so, you may like to know about designer Steven B. Wheeler’s new READY Active Denim Jeans. They’re made for discriminating wearers of denim who also demand a certain flexibility in their lives.

READY Active Denims

Help READY Active Denim Jeans reach their crowdfunding goal and save up to 30%!

READY Active Denims

READY Active Denims

READY Active Denims

While you’re deciding how many pairs to order, please 1) complete the following market-research questionnaire, 2) copy it into an email, and 3) send that email to us; trust that your participation is crucial to the future of our company.

You wouldn’t believe what happened to me yesterday in [EXOTIC LOCALE OTHER THAN GREENLAND OR AN OPIUM DEN]! I ran into [FORMER HEAVY-METAL FRONTMAN], who introduced me to [SEXY ACTRESS OR NOTABLE ECONOMIST], who took me to a [SOCIAL EVENT] featuring a [LARGE AQUATIC MAMMAL] and [YOUR FAVORITE CHILI’S APPETIZER]. And then, [SECRETIVE GOV’T AGENCY] showed up, and we were all bludgeoned with [HORRIFYING MEDIEVAL WEAPON, PLURAL].

Boy, I sure could have used a better pair of jeans!

4 New Crowdfundable Products For Women!

Help turn these prototypes into full-fledged products and save up to 30%.

Black Work-It Pants: made with the same soft, stretchy performance knit as our Dress Pant Yoga Pants, but with four actual pockets and a working zipper.

Rose READY Button-Down: activewear meets officewear! This exquisite shirt is made from a performance cotton/poly blend that wicks moisture away from your skin, speeds evaporation, and has just enough stretch to move with you.

Olive Après Sweatpants: new casual drawstring trousers that are lightweight, breathable, and eminently comfortable.

Black-Sheep Wrap Sweater: made of all-natural wool from actual black sheep. This gorgeous garment has already nearly tripled its crowdfunding goal!

Just A Few Of Our Recent Releases

What else have we been up to? So glad you asked!

 

Brown Après Sweatpants

Brown Après Sweatpants

Pasts for all your post-activity activities. All the softness and comfort of traditional sweats, none of the public indignity.

 

Faberounds

Faberounds

Trousers that honor voracious purchaser of Cordarounds Scott Faber. Their “International Orange” color is an homage to Faber’s very favorite bridge.

 

Audio Engineer's Hoodie

Audio Engineer’s Hoodie

World’s first acoustically transparent hoodie! Features hood panels constructed of ultra-fine speaker cloth.

New In The Think Tank

Designer Tony Wloch wants to create a slimmer, slightly stretchier version of our classic horizontal-corduroy trousers. Vote now if you want to see his Slim-Fit Cordarounds go into crowdfunding!

Slim-Fit Cordarounds

Kickball-Striptease Shocker!

This week’s Model Citizen Spotlight features Mr. Jack Barron. Watch his infamous video, already banned in 45 countries!

Model Citizen Spotlight

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