8/5 Newsletter: New Apres Sweatpants For Men & Women

Pants engineered for all your post-activity activities. Also in today’s newsletter: black sheep, lusty prospectors, a caption contest, and more.

What to wear after surfing, running, or otherwise getting pleasantly sweaty and disheveled — when you don’t have the time or inclination to shower, but still have obligations involving human contact? How about a pair of casual drawstring trousers with all the softness and comfort of sweatpants, but none of the public indignity!

Our original Gray Apres Sweatpants were so successful, we’re now offering them in brown and blue. Plus, we’re crowdfunding a women’s version in olive! (More on that in a moment.)

Pants For Him

Brown Après Sweatpants

Code-Blue Après Sweatpants

Brown Après Sweatpants

Gray Après Sweatpants

Visit any of the product pages for more images and information, or simply consult the illuminating graphic below.

We made just a limited batch of Brown, Blue, and Gray Apres Sweatpants — get yours while you can! (You’ll also find lots of other drawstring trousers in our Karate Casual Collection.)

Après Sweatpants vs. Traditional Sweats

Pants For Her

Our original Apres Sweatpants began as a crowdfunding project (thanks, Scott Surface!), so we decided to introduce a women’s version the same way.

Everyone who’s worn these lightweight, breathable, eminently comfortable trousers has given them the thumbs-up; now, it’s up to you whether we turn this prototype into an actual product!

Help crowdfund Women’s Apres Sweatpants today and save up to 30%.

Women's Olive Après Sweatpants

Women's Olive Après Sweatpants

Recent Releases

What else have we been up to? So glad you asked!

 

The Skirtaround

The Skirtaround

Designer Delta Cockins is bringing back our original horizontal-corduroy skirt with a new color and a better fit.  (One order away from reaching its crowdfunding goal!)

 

Faberounds

Faberounds

Cords that honor voracious purchaser of Cordarounds Scott Faber. Their “International Orange” color is an homage to Faber’s very favorite bridge.

 

Fahertyrounds

Fahertyrounds

Named after Duncan Faherty, who has purchased more Cordarounds than any gentleman on Earth, a point grudgingly conceded by Mr. Faber.

 

Black-Sheep Wrap Sweater

Black-Sheep Sweater Wrap

A beautiful, versatile sweater made of all-natural wool. For the black sheep of family — and perfectly well-adjusted women, too.

 

Gold Disco Sport Shorts

Gold Disco Sport Shorts

It’s a Disco Gold Rush! Get a mother lode of these shiny golden shorts, guaranteed to drive grizzled prospectors mad with lust!

 

Purple Disco Track Shorts

Purple Disco Track Shorts

Purple disconium? Yes, it really does exist, and our mining expedition has secured enough of this wondrous stuff to make a limited run of track shorts, among other purplish Disco delights.

 

Pirate Sock 3-Pack

Pirate Sock 3-Pack

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of trite pirate sayings! These socks were designed by children, and they benefit children; crowdfund them now or face the wrath of kids and Captain Kidd alike.

New In The Think Tank

Danielle Gentile has come up with plans for a lighter, sportier version of our venerable Reversible Disco Hoodie. Vote now if you want us to prototype her Disco 2-Tone Track Jacket.

2-Tone Disco Track Jacket

Caption This Photo, Win A Hoodie

We’re hoping you can tell us what’s going on in this Model Citizen photo. Post your highly amusing caption on our Facebook Fan Page; winner will receive his/her choice of hoodie.

Model Citizen Caption Contest

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