7/17 Women’s Newsletter: Skirtarounds, Work-It Skorts, Perfect Dresses & new design ideas.

Lazenby, our romantic spokesman

In San Francisco, there dwells a mysterious, smoldering horseman known only as “Lazenby” — he who sends ruffians and knaves scurrying and women’s hearts racing, leaving naught but the scent of jasmine and rare liqueurs in his wake! A man of legendary action and romance, whose fiery gaze can melt the straps of the heartiest brassiere!

To celebrate our new Skirtaround, Lazenby penned a stirring ode to our corduroy skirt:

What is a skirt, but an elegant interruption of my inevitable caress upon a fair maiden’s soft, milky thighs? No cloth, horizontal or otherwise, is a match for the lightning-quick hands of Lazenby!

The Skirtaround

But if there must be even a shred of a thread ensconcing the lap of a lovely lass — an obstruction and obfuscation that brings a sporting smile to the lips of Lazenby — then I say the foiling fabric should conspire to form nothing less than a Betabrand Skirt!

As I ride hither and thither through the mist and darkness of the city, women turn their heads at the clippity-clop, clippity-clop of my steed, and they swoon at the sight of Lazenby — if they are so lucky to see more than his shadow!

The Skirtaround

And, it must be admitted, when ladies are clad in a skirt from this most noble of clothiers, it is as if they reach out with arms unseen to tug at the heart and loins of Lazenby. And he must ride — quickly now! — lest the siren song sung by these skirts puts an end to his wandering ways.

The Skirtaround

Yes, now you can own the garment that first inspired Lazenby’s purple prose, but in a new color and with a better fit. Help crowdfund the Skirtaround today and save!

EDITOR’S NOTE: Take a moment to sigh heavily and wipe the perspiration from your desire-drenched brow. Now, please have a look at the other wonderful garments below.

Work-It Skort

Introduced just weeks ago, this elegant, versatile skirt/shorts hybrid has become one of our most popular crowdfunded products ever. ORDER NOW, SAVE 10%

Work-It Skort

Perfect Dresses

Perfect for just about any summer occasion, including, of course, ukulele jam sessions with Paul McCartney (not pictured) in a desert oasis. Our newest Perfect Dresses are now available in Partridge, Bluebird (pictured), and Ombre. READY TO SHIP!

Bike To Work Skirt

Converts from officewear to cycling skirt in seconds! Features water/soil-repellent fabric and a highly reflective rear-pocket pullout. Available in gray and black. ONLY A FEW LEFT IN STOCK!

Bike to Work Skirt

New Designs Brewing In The Think Tank

Here’s just a sample of the 100+ design concepts ready for your perusal. Vote for the ones you want us to make!

 

3D Origami Shirt

3D Origami Shirt

A Japanese flower-patterned shirt from Tomo Saito. Designed to work with 3D glasses!

 

Disco Varsity Jacket

Disco Varsity Jacket

Will be de rigueur for 25th century performances of “Grease.” A new idea from Izzy Le.

 

3D Saito Kimono Dress

3D Kimono Dress

Another three-dimensional design from Mr. Saito!

 

Bike To Work Knit Shrug

Bike to Work Knit Shrug

The safest shrug on two wheels? Danielle Gentile has designed an intensely reflective sweater for bicycle commuters.

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  1. Tamia Ward · June 10, 2015 Reply

    I click on the links, but I only get a blank page.

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