4/5 Newsletter: A Hooded Blazer, Climbing Pants & a Hammock

Corporate Raider Hooded Blazer, Corporate Ladder Climbing Pants, Disco Hammock

Today: tons of crowdfundable creations for every waking (and unwaking) hour of the day. Some were designed by professional designers, most were conjured up by folks like you. Be one of the first to fund ’em and save up to 25%!

Corporate Raider Hooded Blazer

Through the miracle of science and perhaps a little sorcery, designer Jonathon McMahon has mixed hoodie and blazer and come up with this handsome hybrid garment.

We think his Corporate Raider Hooded Blazer is an elegant compromise between business and casual. Also comes in handy for any executive second-guessing the decision to get a mohawk.

Corporate Raider Hooded Blazer, Corporate Ladder Climbing Pants, Disco Hammock

Corporate Raider Hooded Blazer, Corporate Ladder Climbing Pants, Disco Hammock

Corporate-Ladder Climbing Pants

Are you climbing that metaphorical ladder to business success? Or maybe you’re climbing a tree in order to escape an enraged, non-metaphorical bear. In any case, Seth Gourson’s new Corporate Ladder Climbing Pants are the ideal trousers when upward mobility is the goal.

Think handsome chinos made with supple performance fabric. Perfect for when your boss insists on meetings atop El Capitan.

Corporate-Ladder Climbing Pants

Corporate-Ladder Climbing Pants

Disco Hammock

For Silver Slumberers and anyone else who wants to cocoon themselves in shiny disconium, we present the Disco Hammock, a collaboration between Robert Murdoch and ENO Hammocks.

Yes, these folks are actual hammock professionals, so you can rest assured that the Disco Hammock won’t disintegrate, turn your hair green, or cause mountain lions to go into heat.

Disco Hammock

Disco Hammock

Disco Hammock

More Crowdfundable Creations

If these prototypes reach their funding goals, we’ll turn them into actual Betabrand products! If they don’t, we’ll turn them into circus-elephant diapers. It’s all up to you.

 

Tony Clifton Button-Up

Tony Clifton Button-Up

Presenting a tux-style tribute to Andy Kaufman’s foul-mouthed alter-ego from Chef Chris Cosentino (he of Meat Feet and Butcher Briefs fame), who himself is loathe to utter a single swear word. Save 25% Now!

 

Crystal Clouds Button-Up

Crystal Clouds Button-Up

Caldwell Tanner’s head is often in the clouds, so it makes sense for his shirt to be there, too. Check out this digital update to the traditional Hawaiian Shirt from CollegeHumor’s head illustrator. Save 25% Now!

 

Eat My Face Button-Up

Eat My Face Button-Up

Has AppSumo founder Noah Kagan designed an homage to bath-salt madness? NO! His Eat My Face shirt is covered in delicious, smiling tacos — the perfect excuse to dump guacamole all over yourself. Save 25% Now!

 

Disco Board Shorts

Disco Board Shorts

Are elephant seals attracted to shiny objects during rutting season? Designer Matt Wheaton would very much like you to find out on your next beach excursion. Save 20% Now!

 

Disco Mini Skort

Disco Mini Skort

Liana Fan won our recent Disco Design Contest with this shiny pleated miniskirt that features, among other things, built-in shorts to prevent unintentional vistas. Save 25% Now!

New Think Tank Idea:
Making The Case For The MINI JAMBOX

Steven B. Wheeler wanted to make the world’s best portable Bluetooth speakers even better. So he designed a MINI JAMBOX case especially for bike commuters.

MINI JAMBOX Commuter Case

His Bike to Work Pulsar Case features acoustically transparent materials, easy button access, adjustable straps, and intensely reflective graphics, thanks to millions of tiny glass nanospheres embedded in the surface.

Should we prototype Steven’s concept? That’s up to you! Vote now.

MINI JAMBOX Commuter Case

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