In 2008, we released our first Reversible Smoking Jacket, The Blackhorse, with the help of an extra-special spokesman:
Fencer, financier, fashionista extraordinaire, the Earl of Turdsbury is truly a gentleman’s gentleman. In fact, this dashing Renaissance man has but one tragic flaw: a giant, poop-shaped mole on his left cheek.
Kept from mirrors his entire life, Turdsbury is unaware of the abomination that despoils an otherwise preternaturally unblemished face. The self-assured sire sees pointed fingers and bemused stares as recognition of his dashing looks and prominent title.
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