Dress Pant Sweatpants on CNN’s “Apparently This Matters”

Betabrand Men's Dress Pant Sweatpants on CNN

(CNN) — A wise man once said, “I’m not wearing pants today.”

Mind you, this wise man was me. And he wasn’t particularly wise. Or manly.

Nevertheless, if you’re a long-time reader of this column — or if you just heard about my recent “produce aisle incident” in the local news — you know that I don’t particularly care for wearing pants.

But, alas, life often requires such things. Especially at work. Unless, of course, you enjoy filling your Outlook calendar with frequent visits to HR.

(I can draw you a map of the ninth floor from memory.)

Fortunately, however, a couple weeks ago, while wasting time on the Interwebs and avoiding any actual career accomplishments, I stumbled upon a possible compromise: Betabrand Dress Pant Sweatpants.

They’re just what they sound like. Dress pants … that are actually sweatpants.

“Betabrand, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.”

When they finally arrived in the mail, upon first glance, my Dress Pant Sweatpants seemed to be the real deal. They looked good and they felt good — pretty much as advertised…

Read the full story here: http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/14/tech/social-media/apparently-this-matters-betabrand-dress-sweatpants/

 

“Apparently This Matters” Is Jarrett Bellini’s weekly (and somewhat random) look at social-media trends.

Jarrett Bellini: CNN contributor covering Betabrand Dress Pant Sweatpants

 

 

 

 

 

 

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