Feb. 4 Newsletter – New Dress Sweats and Sizzling Romance

Save on ALL Betabrand Sons of Britches Pants!

Before we regale you with tales of rugged trousers, epic deals, and lusty wizards of romance, please allow us to dote briefly on Gray-Static Dress Pant Sweatpants, the latest addition to our West Coast Workwear Collection.

As the philosopher Adam Smith opined, “… commerce cannot commence whilst one’s manhood is unjustly restrained by tight trousers — gripped as if by a ruthless invisible hand.” Thank goodness our designers took those words to heart!

Gray-Static Dress Pant Sweatpants by Betabrand

In the office, in an airplane, or curled up on the couch, we think these soft, supple French terry trousers will make you a believer. They are, after all, our most popular pants ever. Dress sweats are available in four, equally comfortable styles: Black, Gray, Pinstripe, and new Gray Static.

Gray-Static Betabrand Dress Sweats close-up shot

Desert Denims (And Deals)

Thanks to global warming, your neighborhood will soon become a parched wasteland of sun-bleached cattle skulls, tumbleweeds, and Jawas. Little wonder that we chose a desert theme for our three brand-new Sons of Britches.

Haboob Sons of Britches Pants from Betabrand surf the desert sands

Macro shot of Haboob Sons of Britches: Men's Pants from Betabrand

Slip into a pair of Haboob, Rockslide, or Mirage SOBs, and you’ll find yourself at one with this stark and unforgiving land. True, our trousers won’t stop you from dying of thirst, and they probably won’t fit very well after you’ve been savaged by rattlesnakes and your leg swells to a grotesque thickness.

Nevertheless, they’re quite handsome and awfully comfortable — and available only for a limited time.

Rockslide Sons of Britches men's pants from Betabrand: Pants for Amateur Stuntmen

Rockslide Sons of Britches men's pants sit with a dog on a San Francisco roof

Speaking of limited time: Don’t forget that TODAY ONLY, you’ll save 20% when you order ANY two Sons of Britches; order three or more, save 25%.

Mirage Sons of Britches men's pants from Betabrand.

Mirage Sons of Britches pants fabric detail shot

2nd Annual Mr. Valentine’s Day Contest

How’d you like your photo to appear as part of a super-sexy airbrushed painting on the side of our delivery van? We assume you would. So submit a heart-achingly romantic pic now!

Enter the Betabrand Mr. Valentine's Day Contest!

Just make sure you’re 1) wearing clothes and 2) at least one article of said clothing is from Betabrand. We’ll accept submissions through February 12 and announce our winner the next day. If that happens to be you, we’ll use your photo to create a custom airbrushed masterpiece that’s sure to set hearts aflutter throughout the Bay Area.

Runners-up will appear as smaller (though still formidably sexy) images elsewhere on our van. Click here to upload your sizzling image to our site and be automatically entered in the contest! (Select the button beside “Already own our clothes?”)

Enter the Betabrand Mr. Valentine's Day Contest!

In Case You Missed ‘Em

Check out some of our other recent launches.

 

Après Sweatpants

Après Sweatpants

Brushed-flannel pants for post-activity activities. All the softness and comfort of sweatpants, none of the public indignity. Now in crowdfunding.

 

Bike to Work Polo

Bike to Work Polo

Lightweight, ultra-breathable, quick-drying — just like your favorite cycling jersey. Also in crowdfunding.

 

New Cornucopia Bags

Cornucopia Bags

Is it a sack or a backpack? Actually, it’s both. Our unique urban carryall now comes in Mustard, Navy, Charcoal, and Tricolor.

 

Executive Hoodies

Executive Hoodies

You’ll never be accused of being buttoned-down in a Brown Houndstooth or Gray Windowpane Executive Hoodie. (They have zippers.)

 

Charcoal Woodies Work Shirt

Charcoal Woodies Work Shirt

Charcoal? Wood? Yes, it probably does burn nicely, but that’s hardly the point. Focus instead on the fine fabric, distinctive stitching, and signature wooden buttons.

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