Dec 23 Newsletter — Merry Crowdfunded Christmas

Merry Crowdfunded Christmas!

New Crowdfundable Prototypes!

Dress Pant Yoga Pants, Executive Cargos, Little Red Riding Hoodie, Belly Bags, Urban Awareness Jacket, Butcher Briefs, Maddening Libs & More.

There’s still time to give the gift of future fashion AND a bonus bizarre Christmas card. Here’s how!

  • Order any crowdfundable prototype today and save up to 30%.
  • Download an official B.O.U. (“Betabrand Owes You”) Certificate and attempt to complete. Good luck!
  • Place B.O.U. under Christmas tree. Explain to recipient that successfully crowdfunded products ship early next year. Request that he or she read the B.O.U aloud.

Download Your B.O.U. (Betabrand Owes You), Presented As A Maddening Lib

Of course, trivia buffs are welcome to download a B.O.U. without ordering any of our new crowdfundable creations. But here’s a look at ’em anyway, just in case:

Dress Pant Yoga Pants

Women have long demanded their own version of our venerable Dress Pant Sweatpants — now they’ve got one! One-Legged PowerPoint and Lunch-Break Lotus are just some of the professional poses possible in these wonderfully supple, stretchy dress pants from Sarah James.

New Dress Pant Yoga Pants

Executive Cargo Pants

In maritime metaphor, these pants are a cargo ship crashing into a luxury yacht, and then magically transforming into a pair of handsome trousers — our words, not designer Eric Wilhelm’s.

New Executive Cargo Pants

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Janice Mao’s exquisite waxed-cotton hoodie is weather-resistant and wolf-proof.*

New Little Red Riding Hoodie

*Guaranteed for wolves < 20 lbs.

See-It-Through Belly Bag

From Dana Tiel and James Kuczynski: a reusable tote that symbolizes all the world’s empty stomachs that need to be filled. Accordingly, a portion of the proceeds will benefit hunger relief.

New See-It-Through Belly Bag

Urban Awareness Jacket

Steven B. Wheeler’s lightweight, intensely reflective nylon shell puts motorists, pedestrians, and creatures of the night on high alert.

New Urban Awareness Jacket

Butcher Briefs

When carnivores can’t go commando, Chef Chris Cosentino’s underwear is the next best thing.

New Butcher Briefs

Be sure to check out all the other great Think Tank prototypes now in crowdfunding mode: Pixel-Pinstripe Karate Casuals, long-sleeve and short-sleeve Bike to Work Shirts, and more!

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