Jan 2 Newsletter — The Cleanse

START THE NEW YEAR WITH A SUPERSONIC FASHION COLONIC!

The Year In Review: Best Of Think Tank & Model Citizen

In today’s newsletter: We give the Internet an e-commerce enema with fantastic inventory-clearing discounts! Plus incredible job opportunities at Betabrand.

Want a fresh start in 2014? If that depends on a successful parole hearing, we wish you the best of luck. But if you want to begin the year dressing sharper than a gleaming shiv, read on!

Best Think Tank Idea: Matthew Conte’s Vajamas

What’s this “Cleanse” all about? Well, we have to purge our inventory to make room for brand-new clothing inventions — not to mention an indoor helipad and Courvoisier-filled infinity pool — so we’re offering this gusher of closeout savings on 2013 pants, shirts, jackets, and more. What better time to burn everything in your closet and begin anew!

Reinvent Yourself:  Join Betabrand

Best Think Tank Idea #2: Sarah James’s Dress Pant Yoga Pants

Want to join us on an exciting e-commerce adventure? Want to soar through the skies in our corporate zeppelin? First things first: We’re looking to fill a couple positions here in San Francisco, including Front End Web Developer and UI/UX designer. If this sounds like you, take a spin through our official job posts If you possess incredible talents that we can’t live without, we’re always looking for brainy folks to fill other positions at Betabrand.   Drop us a line at jobs@betabrand.com to introduce yourself. 

12 New Inventions In The Betabrand Think Tank:  

VIDEO: Best Model Citizen Photo: Mark Barthelemy

The year begins with BIG IDEAS in the Betabrand Think Tank.   Here are the first of hopefully BILLIONS of new projects to debut in 2014.  If you’re unfamiliar with our community design machine, take a look.  It’s where YOU shape the future of fashion by voting new inventions into prototypes and submitting design ideas of your own.

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