Jan 9 Newsletter — Homepage Havoc

Holy Sh#%! What Happened
To Our Homepage?

In today’s newsletter: We beseech you to help fix our horrible site. And we unveil new crowdfunded Bike to Work inventions, some of the rarest pants on Earth, magical T-shirts, and other interesting stuff.

Help Us Fix Our Homepage!
Before we turn our attention to more pleasant topics (e.g., new Bike to Work Knickers and Socks), we need to address an urgent and deeply disturbing issue: Our UI/UX Developer recently departed, and, as you can see, our homepage has swiftly descended into a nightmare of disrepair, essentially the e-commerce equivalent of a Hieronymus Bosch hellscape.

We’re asking you to help us find a replacement, posthaste. If you know someone who can rescue us from this Internet abomination, please send him or her our way. For job details, click here.

Our Newest Crowdfunded Creations:
Save Up To 25% Now

If you can manage to bypass the colossal mess that is our homepage, check out Bike to Work Knickers and Socks.
Bike to Work Knickers
Each features the cornea-searing reflectivity that two-wheeled commuters have come to expect from our Bike to Work Collection. Motorists, pedestrians, and creatures of the night: beware!
Bike to Work Socks
They’re also loaded with tons of other cycling-friendly features. Find out more here and here.
Bike to Work Knickers
Remember: These are prototypes; we’ll go ahead and make more only if they get fully funded. Order yours today and save up to 25%.
Bike to Work Socks

The Size 32 Project — Plaid Edition

We recently stumbled across just enough of this lavish plaid fabric to make 15 pairs of size 32 pants. (Why size 32? We won’t bore you with the arcane scientific explanation; suffice it to say, our reasons are mostly Powerball-based.)

Are these the rarest pants in the world? We know of at least two pairs of Fabergé-egg-studded trousers made from woven iridium and Yeti fur, so no, they’re not quite the rarest.

But still, with more than 7 billion humans on Earth, you’ll likely be the only person within several hundred miles to own a pair (or three).
Size 32 Project — Plaid Edition

The Size 32 Project — Plaid Edition

Naturally, our engineering team couldn’t just come up with a simple clothing idea.

The Chroma Tee is a shirt AND an app. Snap a photo of yourself wearing one, and the image magically transforms into something special on your phone.

Want this tee? Then vote to make it a real product!

Chroma Tee
Chroma Tee

The Size 32 Project — Plaid Edition

Check out the trio of infectious new scarf designs in the Think Tank. Will they become actual Betabrand products? That’s up to you.
Scarf Trio

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