Jan 14 Newsletter — The Ash Miller Jacket



Ash Miller Quick-Shift Jacket, Crowdfund Roundup, Horrible-Homepage Update

Ash Miller Quick-Shift Jacket
So who, exactly, is this Ash Miller fellow? Race-car driver? Expert Irish dancer? Breeder of the world’s most exquisite riding pigs? We’re only fibbing about one of these things; we invite you to suss out the truth for yourself on the Ash Miller Quick-Shift Jacket page, which includes a nice video to help explain things.

Oh yes, the jacket. It’s our latest crowdfundable project: a wonderful quilted, racing-inspired (hint) garment designed by the eponymous Mr. Miller.
Ash Miller Quick-Shift Jacket
After hundreds of folks voted for us to make this prototype, it’s now time to decide if it should become a full-fledged Betabrand product. Help crowdfund the Ash Miller Quick-Shift Jacket today and save up to 25%.
Ash Miller Quick-Shift Jacket
“But Betabrand,” you may protest, “I already have 27 racing jackets in my closet. Plus, my family has an ancient blood feud with the Millers, so I cannot in good conscience crowdfund anything bearing that accursed name.” No problem! Following one final photo of that jacket you won’t buy, check out our other great items available for crowdfunding at this very moment.
Ash Miller Quick-Shift Jacket

Dress Pant Yoga Pants

Today’s challenging business environment demands flexibility. Thank goodness for Dress Pant Yoga Pants from Sarah James. Women have long demanded their own version of our venerable Dress Pant Sweatpants, and now they’ve got one! (These pants have already shattered our crowdfunding record — they’re at more than 400% of their goal, and counting! — but we’ll still give you a 10% discount until they ship next month.)
Dress Pant Yoga Pants

Bike To Work Knickers

Jason Van Horn’s fine knickers feature all the cornea-searing reflectivity and cyclist-friendly doodads found on our other Bike to Work Pants, but they’re just a little less long. They raced to full funding in just days, but you can still save 10%.
Bike to Work Knickers

Bike To Work Infinity Scarf

It’s a scarf, a sash, and possibly a tablecloth for a very tiny table — but mainly a scarf, and a stylish, reflective one at that. From Susan Chen.
Bike to Work Infinity Scarf

Bike To Work Socks

Ankle-biting creatures of the night will think twice before approaching you and your positively luminescent socks, designed by Steven B. Wheeler. (Prefer your socks a little meatier? We understand.)
Bike to Work Socks

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Janice Mao’s exquisite waxed-cotton hoodie is weather-resistant and wolf-proof (so long as the wolf in question is quite small and of a gentle disposition.) 6 days left to fund!
Little Red Riding Hoodie

Executive Cargo Pants

Need to address the board of directors but don’t have a place to stow your chimichanga? If only you’d been wearing a pair of Eric Wilhelm’s Executive Cargos. 4 days left to fund!
Executive Cargo Pants

See-It-Through Belly Bag

From Dana Tiel and James Kuczynski: a reusable waxed tote that symbolizes all the world’s empty stomachs that need to be filled. Accordingly, a portion of the proceeds will benefit hunger relief. 5 days left to fund!
See-It-Through Belly Bag

O Wretched Homepage, Where Art Thou?

In case you missed it, our homepage really went to hell last week; Fast Company opined that it totally, utterly suck(ed), and we could not have agreed more. The site  has been fixed temporarily, but things are likely to go sideways again at any moment. (Click here to see the original homepage horror in all its seizure-inducing glory.)

Point being: We’re still in desperate need of a new UI/UX Designer. If you can help us pull back from the precipice of e-commerce disaster, please consider applying for this position.
Quite Possibly The World's Worst Homepage

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