Chapman sets pant endurance record!

Eat your heart out Steve Fossett! Betabrand customer, Patrick Chapman, is now the toast of the endurance world. On Monday, the San Franciscan eclipsed the world record for consecutive days wearing corduroy pants, a title long held by “Filthy” Phil Arbuckle, a seal wrestler from San Francisco’s Barbary Coast era. Mr. Chapman, a mergers and acquisitions whiz at a well-known San Francisco Internet Company, has worn his 5-pocket blue Cordarounds every day since January 11.  Chapman is pleased to report that they’ve excelled at work, at play, and even on Valentine’s Day, when, miraculously, his wife failed to divorce him. His goal: the mythical 60.

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