Betabrand Presents: New Bike To Work Pants & Disco Bow Ties

In today’s newsletter: a retina-searing spectacular! Plus, Cordarounds restock and Nauseating Apron special.

 

New Black Bike to Work Pants

Just in time for the holidays, we’re introducing new black and brown editions of our Bike to Work Pants, the handsome, handy trousers for two-wheeled commuters.*

Like all our BTW Pants, these trousers sport a secret inner brilliance: cuffs that roll up to reveal super-bright reflective material, plus an equally blinding pullout that deploys from a rear pocket. The result is radical reflectivity that lets motorists and pedestrians know you mean business.

Black Bike to Work Pants

Brown Bike to Work Pants

They also sport cyclist-friendly features like a reinforced crotch, zippered rear pocket, raised back cut for crack coverage, and a slight stretchiness in the fabric. Order yours today — only at Betabrand.com.

* Also great for those who commute by unicycle and tricycle.

Brown Bike to Work Pants

Black Bike to Work Pants

 

The Disco Bow Tie

This New Year’s Eve, you can shine like a star in a celestial sea of black-tie blandness! Introducing the all-new Disco Bow Tie, designed by Betabrand fan Natalie Walsh.

The new Disco Bow Tie

Got a wedding coming up in the year 3000? We hope you’ll remember that this cornea-sizzling accessory goes splendidly with Disco Pants, a Disco Vest, and a Disco Tuxedo Jacket.

The new Disco Bow Tie

We made just a small batch of Disco Bow Ties — order yours today!

The new Disco Bow Tie

 

Cordarounds Restock

As crime experts are quick to point out, the holiday season is always accompanied by a sharp increase in pant snatchings. Thank goodness we just restocked our two most popular horizontal-corduroy trousers: Geisha and Graphite Cordarounds. If you’re like the thousands of men across America who’ve recently had pants purloined from their loins, rest assured that help is just a click away. See all of our great Cordarounds right here.

Geisha Cordarounds


Graphite Cordarounds

 

Sick Apron Deal, Today Only!

What happened when careless Mrs. Claus used expired cream in her eggnog? Slip on the World’s Most Nauseating Holiday Apron and find out! We’ve lovingly recreated the entire ho-ho-horrific scene for you, complete with barfing Santas, retching elves, and all their nauseated North Pole friends. This apron will send an unmistakable message to all family members who insist on burdening you with their presence this holiday season. Today only, get one for just $25 — while supplies last!

The World's Most Nauseating Holiday Apron

 

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