New Hemp Fleece Jackets & Free Holiday Voodoo Dolls

Gifts for those you love — and hate! Plus, a shout-out to Betabrand’s favorite bagman.

 

Our new Hemp Fleece Jacket

When we set out to create this new zippered jacket, there were a couple of important things to consider.
  • Hemp fiber can be used to create a wonderfully soft and durable fleece.
  • Clothing made from hemp fabric always invites snickers.
Rather than fighting the inevitable, we asked our fashion engineers to create a Hemp Fleece Jacket that combined unparalleled quality with the most drug innuendo possible. Consider the exquisite details listed below.

Our new Hemp Fleece Jacket
  • Made with a strain of hemp so potent, it had to be cut with cotton.
  • Can now be worn legally in Colorado and Washington State.
  • Has a street value at least 10 times the listed price.
  • Increases Domino’s-dialing dexterity and hand-pie coordination.
  • Totally made by elves and delivered by a magical bearded man in a sleigh — swear to God!
  • Bonus! The first 20 people who order will receive a complementary clean urine sample.

Our new Hemp Fleece Jacket

Rest assured that our little San Francisco sew shop made this limited-edition batch of Hemp Fleece Jackets with with plenty of TLC — and also THC. Order yours today, only at Betabrand.com.

Our new Hemp Fleece Jacket

 

Today Only: Free Holiday Voodoo Dolls

What to do with leftover materials? We decided to make little fabric Frankensteins endowed with special voodoo powers.

Holiday Voodoo Dolls

These horrifying holiday delights come complete with genuine voodoo-enriched pins, ensuring that all your foes can be dealt with discreetly and painfully. Plus, they come in a variety of signature Betabrand styles. Order yours for just $15 each, or get one free by doing this:
  1. Put at least $50 of stuff in your cart.
  2. Add a Holiday Voodoo Doll.
  3. Watch as the price of that doll magically disappears at checkout! (One free doll per order.)

Holiday Voodoo Dolls

Indulge your sadistic urge to skewer that special someone! (Note: These dolls really do come with pins — small, very sharp pins. Please be careful!)

Holiday Voodoo Dolls

 

The Face That’ll Grace 1,000 Bags

Congratulations to mighty Joe Yung of San Francisco, winner of our B The Bag Contest. This B-Glassed photo of a younger Yung and his brother will be the main image on 1,000 Betabrand mailer bags, beginning next year.

Remember, you can always snag instant 10% savings when you create a B-Glasses image on our site using the Model Citizen app. Save 20% if you already own some Betabrand stuff!

B-Glasses Contest Winner Joe Yung

 

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Our hardworking fashion scientists unveil thrilling new inventions every week! In case you missed some of ’em:
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