Our Mondo Holiday Sale: 20% Off Everything!

In today’s newsletter: Site-wide discounts and our Black Friday Survival Guide.

 

Betabrand's Mondo Holiday Sale: 20% Off Everything!

 

Now through Monday, save 20% on absolutely EVERYTHING at Betabrand.com. What a simple and effective way to avoid Black Friday madness! (If you must participate in that annual rite of shopping savagery, check out our helpful tips below.)

 

This is your cordial invitation to stampede through the doors of our virtual store and snatch up limited-edition pants, shirts, hoodies, jackets, and more at incredible savings. Here’s just some of what you’ll find:

 

Betabrand's Mondo Holiday Sale: 20% Off Everything!

 

Black Friday Survival Guide For Offline Shoppers

  • Have plenty of patience and come armed with a plan!

  • Also come armed with a nail-studded club.

  • Don’t let a concussion or traumatic spine injury stop you from getting that sweet home appliance!

  • Urinate on yourself to discourage the competition.

  • When it comes to bargain-hunting senior citizens, show no mercy.

 

Doesn’t ordering from Betabrand.com sound easier? Remember: We make our clothes in small batches, so supplies are limited. Snag some savings while you can!

 

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