Betabrand Presents: The Academic Hoodie

In today’s newsletter: a beautiful new herringbone hoodie, plus an Election Day sale on everything in our star-spangled LibertyLab.

 

The All-New Academic Hoodie

 

Do you sometimes yearn to be more thoughtful and erudite — or at least appear so to others? For these occasions, we proudly present the brand-new Academic Hoodie, the latest addition to our West Coast Workwear Collection.

 

Consider this garment the more contemplative cousin of our hard-charging Executive Hoodies. In place of pinstriped suit wool, we crafted the Academic Hoodie from a wonderful herringbone tweed, and added professorial-grade leather elbow patches.

 

The All-New Academic Hoodie

 

 

The All-New Academic Hoodie

Not surprisingly, the Academic Hoodie feels right at home around fragrant pipe smoke and a hot cup of Darjeeling tea. But rest assured it can handle martinis and cigars — or a Pabst Tall Boy and family-size bag of Fritos, for that matter — with equal aplomb. Here are a few more important product details:

  • Manufactured using the Socratic Method of Sewing.

  • Sturdy elbow patches offer added protection when gentlemanly discourse on the finer points of Finnegans Wake turns violent.

  • Advanced pedagogic design optimizes wearer’s ability to drop knowledge, teach mad skills, and generally school some fools.

  • Already the hottest hoodie on campus at the Electoral College.

  • Perfect for when you and Professor Goose feel the need … the need for tweed.

 

The All-New Academic Hoodie

 

We made just a small batch of Academic Hoodies in our little San Francisco sew shop, so they won’t stick around for long. Order yours today — only at Betabrand.com.

 

The All-New Academic Hoodie

 

The All-New Academic Hoodie

 

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Election Day Sale!

 

With candidates across America draping themselves in the flag, we thought you may like to do the same. Today only, enjoy savings as vast as the fruited plain on everything in the Betabrand LibertyLab, including star-spangled USA Pants and Caperons.

 

LibertyLab Election Sale — Today Only!

 

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In Case You Missed ‘Em: Recent Releases

 

Our hardworking fashion scientists unveil thrilling new inventions every week! In addition to the Academic Hoodie, here are some other recent breakthroughs:

  • Reversible Smoking Jackets: four sleek new styles of our famous chameleon coat. Each features a sinfully silky satin brocade, seven flask-sized pockets, and the enthusiastic endorsement of Satan.

  • Graphite and Moss Cordarounds: Our horizontal-corduroy trousers look great and keep your crotch from bursting into flames. But you already knew that.

  • Black Sheep and Sasquatch Sweaters: One of these crew-neck pullovers is knit from lovely, all-natural wool yarn. The other is made from matted, reeking Bigfoot fur. Yet they look and feel exactly the same!

  • Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants: a blend of sophisticated looks and ridiculous comfort. The rest of your body will be so jealous of your legs, you might suffer organ failure.

 

Sasquatch Sweater

 

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How To Get 10-20% Off Every Day — And Get Famous Along The Way

 

Like this Model Citizen photo? You’ll find it and hundreds of others on our Model Citizen Wall of Fame. Want to join in the fun? Upload your own photo to our site with the Betabrand Model Citizen app and save 10-20% on your next order.

 

Model Citizen Shark Attack!

 

It’s really simple to buy Betabrand stuff for less. Got a photo of yourself in Betabrand threads? Upload it, share it, and snag 20% savings! Don’t own any of our stuff yet? No problem. You can still save 10% just by slapping a pair of our B-Glasses on any photo of yourself. Either way, you’ll instantly become a top model on our site, and soon you’ll be enjoying all the adoration that an international fashion icon deserves.

 

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info@betabrand.com / 800.694.9491

 

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