Betabrand & The Devil Present: Reversible Smoking Jacket Season!

Celebrate with four incredibly sinful new styles!

 

Reversible Smoking Jacket Season has arrived! Celebrate with these sinful new styles.

 

Just moments ago, Satan blew smoke rings from all the world’s volcanoes, signaling the start of that liquor-fueled circus of sin known as Reversible Smoking Jacket Season! After sweating anxiously through the summer, gentlemen can once again comfortably don these incredible chameleon coats — and proceed to turn innocent happy hours and ho-hum social gatherings into decadent dances of unmitigated debauchery!

 

The Black Dragon Reversible Smoking Jacket

 

To celebrate, we’re introducing four new Reversible Smoking Jackets, based on our most popular jacket design! Say hello to the Red Dragon, Black Dragon, Gray Wolf, and Poseidon. On one side, they’re sleek, handsome coats, suitable for all manner of respectable endeavors. But when the time comes for a full-throttled dive into vice, they reverse to reveal luxuriously silky-smooth smoking jackets, each featuring a den of lusty dragons and a pair of shiny skull buttons that let the world know you mean business.

 

These Reversible Smoking Jackets also sport seven flask-sized pockets to facilitate extended evening adventures, plus large buttons and keyhole buttonholes to accommodate the most butterfingered souse. Not even the personal tailors of Bacchus ever dreamed of such a carousing-capable coat!

 

The Red Dragon Reversible Smoking Jacket

 

No matter which one you wear, rest assured it’ll earn the hungry-eyed admiration of mortals — and the nodding approval of Lucifer’s gleeful minions.

 

The Poseidon Reversible Smoking Jacket

 

 

The Poseidon Reversible Smoking Jacket

 

In case your calendar inexplicably fails to include Reversible Smoking Jacket Season, here are a few sure-fire ways to tell that it’s begun:

  • Congress extends “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” law to the entire United States.

  • Annual migration of the Spanish Fly begins.

  • Fresh cigar tobacco returns to local farmers’ markets.

  • The Pope takes time out to worship satin.

  • The skies rain Courvoisier.

  • San Francisco’s famed Sutro Tower transforms into the Kama Sutra Tower.

  • Chickens around the world lay eggs pre-deviled.

 

The Gray Wolf Reversible Smoking Jacket

 

 

The Red Dragon Reversible Smoking Jacket

 

Per federal obscenity laws, we can only make Reversible Smoking Jackets in limited-edition batches, so order yours today! (To learn more about their awesome powers, watch this brief training video.)

 

Click here for a brief Reversible Smoking Jacket demonstration.

 

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Last Day To Save On Day Of The Dead Pants

 

You know what really goes great with jackets? Pants! And this just so happens to be the last day of our big sale on Pantalones de los Muertos for men and women. Supplies are limited!

 

Men's and women's Day of the Dead Pants

 

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