Celebrate with four incredibly sinful new styles!
Just moments ago, Satan blew smoke rings from all the world’s volcanoes, signaling the start of that liquor-fueled circus of sin known as Reversible Smoking Jacket Season! After sweating anxiously through the summer, gentlemen can once again comfortably don these incredible chameleon coats — and proceed to turn innocent happy hours and ho-hum social gatherings into decadent dances of unmitigated debauchery!
To celebrate, we’re introducing four new Reversible Smoking Jackets, based on our most popular jacket design! Say hello to the Red Dragon, Black Dragon, Gray Wolf, and Poseidon. On one side, they’re sleek, handsome coats, suitable for all manner of respectable endeavors. But when the time comes for a full-throttled dive into vice, they reverse to reveal luxuriously silky-smooth smoking jackets, each featuring a den of lusty dragons and a pair of shiny skull buttons that let the world know you mean business.
These Reversible Smoking Jackets also sport seven flask-sized pockets to facilitate extended evening adventures, plus large buttons and keyhole buttonholes to accommodate the most butterfingered souse. Not even the personal tailors of Bacchus ever dreamed of such a carousing-capable coat!
No matter which one you wear, rest assured it’ll earn the hungry-eyed admiration of mortals — and the nodding approval of Lucifer’s gleeful minions.
In case your calendar inexplicably fails to include Reversible Smoking Jacket Season, here are a few sure-fire ways to tell that it’s begun:
Congress extends “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” law to the entire United States.
Annual migration of the Spanish Fly begins.
Fresh cigar tobacco returns to local farmers’ markets.
The Pope takes time out to worship satin.
The skies rain Courvoisier.
San Francisco’s famed Sutro Tower transforms into the Kama Sutra Tower.
Chickens around the world lay eggs pre-deviled.
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