In today’s newsletter: another thrilling installment in our “Heroes of the Economic Recovery” video series, our newest trousers for the modern workplace, and an explosive Model Citizen Caption Contest.
Before we unveil those paradigm-shifting pinstripe pants, we’d like to salute the Text-Mex Burrito®, the Bluetooth-enabled brainchild of daring entrepreneur Tony Hsieh. As you’ll see in the following video, Mr. Hsieh’s mouthwatering new invention demonstrates that communication and mastication don’t have to be mutually exclusive. (You’ll also see that he’s wearing an Executive Pinstripe Hoodie.)
Thanks to the Text-Mex Burrito, staying connected with friends and coworkers is now a salsa-covered snap! Plus, LOLing while eating is no longer a choking hazard.
Stay tuned for future installments of “Heroes of the Economic Recovery,” showcasing the achievements of America’s tech visionaries — and their West Coast Workwear wardrobes.
Did you watch the inaugural “Heroes” video, featuring Saul Griffith and his amazing Fauxfu? If not, click here.
Less Edible, Still Incredible: New Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants
These might be our best-looking dress pants yet! Made from a luxuriously soft cotton-fleece blend, new Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants are a sophisticated addition to our West Coast Workwear Collection. But while they look like fine wool trousers, rest assured that they’re as slumped-on-the-couch comfy as your favorite pair of old sweats. (No one has to know.)
New In The Think Tank: Black Executive Pinstripe Hoodie
We just finished a new Executive Hoodie prototype, featuring a black pinstripe exterior and a gold paisley lining. Visit the Betabrand Think Tank to check out additional product photos, sign up for alerts, and leave your most trenchant feedback. If enough folks like this hoodie, we’ll make more!
Today’s Model Citizen Caption Contest
How To Get 10-20% Off Every Day — And Get Famous Along The Way
Speaking of Model Citizen photos, you’ll find hundreds of great ones on our Model Citizen Wall of Fame. Want to join in the fun? Upload your own photo to our site with the Betabrand Model Citizen app and save 10-20% on your next order.
It’s really simple to buy Betabrand stuff for less. Got a photo of yourself in Betabrand duds? Upload it, share it, and snag 20% savings! Don’t own any of our stuff yet? No problem. You can still save 10% just by slapping a pair of our B-Glasses on any photo of yourself. Either way, you’ll instantly become a top model on our site, and soon you’ll be enjoying all the adoration that an international fashion icon deserves.
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