Betabrand Presents: Tony Hsieh’s Text-Mex Burrito, Plus New Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants

In today’s newsletter: another thrilling installment in our “Heroes of the Economic Recovery” video series, our newest trousers for the modern workplace, and an explosive Model Citizen Caption Contest.

 

Before we unveil those paradigm-shifting pinstripe pants, we’d like to salute the Text-Mex Burrito®, the Bluetooth-enabled brainchild of daring entrepreneur Tony Hsieh. As you’ll see in the following video, Mr. Hsieh’s mouthwatering new invention demonstrates that communication and mastication don’t have to be mutually exclusive. (You’ll also see that he’s wearing an Executive Pinstripe Hoodie.)

 

Tony Hsieh's Text-Mex Burrito

 

Thanks to the Text-Mex Burrito, staying connected with friends and coworkers is now a salsa-covered snap! Plus, LOLing while eating is no longer a choking hazard.

 

Stay tuned for future installments of “Heroes of the Economic Recovery,” showcasing the achievements of America’s tech visionaries — and their West Coast Workwear wardrobes.

 

Tony Hsieh's Text-Mex Burrito

 

Did you watch the inaugural “Heroes” video, featuring Saul Griffith and his amazing Fauxfu? If not, click here.

 

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Less Edible, Still Incredible: New Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants

 

These might be our best-looking dress pants yet! Made from a luxuriously soft cotton-fleece blend, new Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants are a sophisticated addition to our West Coast Workwear Collection. But while they look like fine wool trousers, rest assured that they’re as slumped-on-the-couch comfy as your favorite pair of old sweats. (No one has to know.)

 

New Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants!

 

 

New Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants!

 

We made just a small batch of Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants, so order yours today! (Also available in Black and original Gray.)

 

New Pinstripe Dress Pant Sweatpants!

 

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New In The Think Tank: Black Executive Pinstripe Hoodie

 

We just finished a new Executive Hoodie prototype, featuring a black pinstripe exterior and a gold paisley lining. Visit the Betabrand Think Tank to check out additional product photos, sign up for alerts, and leave your most trenchant feedback. If enough folks like this hoodie, we’ll make more!

 

Think Tank prototype: Black Executive Hoodie

 

 

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Today’s Model Citizen Caption Contest

 

Want to win a pair of USA Pants? Just post your funniest caption for this photo on our Facebook Fan Page. We’ll announce the winner on Wednesday.

 

Model Citizen Caption Contest

 

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How To Get 10-20% Off Every Day — And Get Famous Along The Way

 

Speaking of Model Citizen photos, you’ll find hundreds of great ones on our Model Citizen Wall of Fame. Want to join in the fun? Upload your own photo to our site with the Betabrand Model Citizen app and save 10-20% on your next order.

 

Model Citizen Wall of Fame

 

It’s really simple to buy Betabrand stuff for less. Got a photo of yourself in Betabrand duds? Upload it, share it, and snag 20% savings! Don’t own any of our stuff yet? No problem. You can still save 10% just by slapping a pair of our B-Glasses on any photo of yourself. Either way, you’ll instantly become a top model on our site, and soon you’ll be enjoying all the adoration that an international fashion icon deserves.

 

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