Betabrand’s Mondo Halloween Sale: 20% Off Everything

This week: savings on absolutely everything in stock, plus fashionable Halloween costume tips.

 

Reversible Disco Hoodie

 

Before discussing 20% savings and costume tips, we’d like to take a moment to remember the poor mummies, werewolves, and goblins who’ve been marginalized by society — hard-working humanoids forced to suffer the indignity of seeing themselves lampooned by callous children in cheap plastic outfits every Halloween. Don’t they deserve better?

 

That said, these woebegone creatures generally have no money, much less a valid credit card, so we must reluctantly turn to you to help make this sale a success. Here’s just a sample of what you’ll find:

 

Costume Idea #1: Want to be CTO (Chief Terror Officer)? Put on an Executive Pinstripe Hoodie, apply copious grease paint, and then fire all your subordinates. 

Gray Executive Pinstripe Hoodie

 

 

Costume Idea #2: Transform your evening (and your DNA) by slipping into a Reversible Smoking Jacket. 

Blackhorse Reversible Smoking Jacket

 

 

Costume Idea #3: Your Cordarounds are guaranteed to attract a crowd. Or is it the savory aroma of your intestines? 

Cordarounds

 

 

Costume Idea #4: If you discover that your Sons of Britches are haunted, please return for a complementary trouser exorcism. 

Sons of Britches

 

 

Costume Idea #5: New Pewter Python Leggings are designed for today’s active lifestyles. 

Pewter Python Leggings

 

Remember, our site-wide Mondo Halloween Sale ends this week. Inventory is bound to disappear like a brain buffet at zombie happy hour, so snag some 20% savings today!

 

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