Betabrand Presents: A Special Delivery, Fresh From Our Pantseria

Free same-day delivery for San Franciscans, limited-edition delivery boxes for all. Plus, new toppings for your legs: Pepperoni & Black Olive Cordarounds.

 

Years from now, people will say, “Do you remember when trousers weren’t delivered by lunatics in inflatable pizza-chef costumes?”

 

The Betabrand Pantseria Delivery Van

 

At the Betabrand Pantseria, the future is now — specifically, October 12. That’s right, today we’re giving San Franciscans the chance to experience the thrill of FREE, same-day delivery! Order before 1 p.m. (PST, of course), and your piping-hot Betabrand pants, hoodies, or whatever else will be delivered in an extremely collectible pizza box by this man, in this van. Also, one lucky SF customer will win a pair of weekend passes to the Treasure Island Music Festival (more details below.)

 

Don’t live in SF? You can still get your Betabrand order shipped in a pizza box, if you purchase before 1 p.m. PST. That’s amore!

 

To get same-day delivery, you must 1) give us a home or office address in San Francisco (see delivery area below), 2) place your order no later than 1 p.m., 3) enter gift code PIEME in your cart, and 4) select “Pick-Up” as your shipping method at checkout.

 

 

Piping-hot pants!

 

To make the experience more authentic, we’re introducing limited-edition Pepperoni and Black Olive Cordarounds. Plus, we’ve temporarily rebranded the rest of the Cordarounds Collection with more appropriate names. A delicious assortment of mushrooms, mozzarella, and other savory trouser toppings awaits! Do you dream of slipping into a pair of sausage slacks? Now you can!

 

Pizza Pants

 

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS WE THINK YOU’LL ASK

 

  • How do I get free, same-day delivery in San Francisco? Just enter the gift code PIEME in your cart and select “Pick-Up” as your shipping method at checkout. Expect your delivery between 2 and 5 p.m. PST. We’ll call you about five minutes before it shows up.

  • How about Oakland? Same-day deliveries are limited to San Francisco (see map below), but we’ll gladly ship your order in a funny pizza box, so long as you order before 1 p.m.

  • If I live in Indianapolis or Finland, can I also get my order shipped in that pizza box? Of course! Just order by 1 p.m. PST.

  • Do you ship hoodies in pizza boxes, too? Yes! The only things that don’t fit are jackets and bags. (Jackets come in their own special lovely boxes).

  • Minimum order? Work with us here: Please order something reasonably substantial. If all you’re going to do is order socks, spare poor Victor the Bloated Pizza Chef another trip.

  • Will Victor perform a singing pizza-gram or pizza strip-a-gram? Ask him. Who knows? One thing’s for sure: He never tires of customers exclaiming “Mamma Mia!” in a ridiculous Italian accent.

  • Is this more exciting that a visit from the Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol? There’s simply no comparison.

 

Same-day delivery area

 

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Extra-Special Delivery: The Treasure Island Ticket Giveaway!

 

One lucky San Franciscan will be able to enjoy his or her new threads at this weekend’s Treasure Island Music Festival! That’s right, if Victor the Bloated Pizza Chef visits you today, you might score a pair of weekend passes. (Tickets can be picked up at the festival box office.)

 

Treasure Island Giveaway

 

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Betabrand Instructional Video #17: How To Put On Pants

 

With all this talk about trousers, we don’t want to assume that everyone is well-versed in the art of dressing themselves. If you’re unsure of your pant-application skills, please review this brief, informative video:

 

Betabrand Instructional Video #17: How To Put On Pants

 

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Betabrand / 3435 Cesar Chavez #224A / San Francisco, CA 94110

info@betabrand.com / 800.694.9491

 

Betabrand Pizza Box

 

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