Today, we introduce our macabre new trousers for men and women. Plus, we’re giving you and your bloated ego a chance to star in some funny Facebook ads.
The Day of the Dead (Día de los Muertos) is less than a month away. Will you once again face shame, ridicule, and court-ordered counseling because you showed up to the festivities without pants?
Relax: Today, we’re pleased to introduce limited-edition men’s and women’s Pantalones de los Muertos, also known as Betabrand’s Day of the Dead Pants. Since they’re designed in the spirit of our rough-and-tumble, laugh-in-the-face-of-death Sons of Britches, we thought the name was particularly fitting.
Pantalones de los Muertos aren’t just for the Day of the Dead, of course. Wear them whenever the occasion calls for a killer pair of black trousers.
Attending next month’s Norwegian Black Metal festival?
Need a stylish bottom for your cat-burglar ensemble?
Trying to fit in with your coal-mining buddies?
Adopting the stage name “Black Licorice”?
Looking for something to wear to the Necromancers’ Ball?
Quietly pondering man’s brief, tragicomic dance upon this mortal coil?
In any case, you’ll feel right at home in these beautiful, Reaper-black trousers, which feature a blood-red liner festooned with a mausoleum’s worth of festive sugar skulls.
And in case your legs frighten easily, please assure them that Pantalones de los Muertos also have a friendly side, thanks to their soft, subtly stretchy cotton blend and classic jeans fit.
Become A Watercooler Hero!
Are you an office superstar, in your own mind? Do you feel that your face should appear on your coworkers’ Facebook pages at least 10,000 times more frequently? Well, thanks to the targeting power of Facebook ads, we can help you scratch that megalomaniacal itch. Self-obsessed employees of companies like Facebook, Zappos, Zynga, AKQA, and Y&R Advertising have already given our new Watercooler Heroes program a whirl. Now, so can you!
Our only requirement is that you work for a company with at least 80 employees — the bigger the better, for targeting purposes. If interested, please contact Chris (email@example.com).
How To Get 10-20% Off Every Day — And Get Famous Along The Way
Like this photo? You’ll find it — along with hundreds of other fantastic images — on our Model Citizen Wall of Fame. Want to join in the fun? Upload your own photo to our site with the Betabrand Model Citizen app and save 10-20% on your next order.
It’s really simple to buy Betabrand stuff for less. Got a photo of yourself in Betabrand duds? Upload it, share it, and snag 20% savings! Don’t own any of our stuff yet? No problem. You can still save 10% just by slapping a pair of our B-Glasses on any photo of yourself. Either way, you’ll instantly become a top model on our site, and soon you’ll be enjoying all the adoration that an international fashion icon deserves.
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