Bird’s Eye and Herringbone Trousers, Presidential-Debate Deals, and a Model Citizen Caption Contest.
When you’re an amateur stuntman, keeping your pants free of things like scorch marks and bear slobber is virtually impossible. Nevertheless, even the most dirt-caked daredevil can always use a pair of nice fall trousers, if only to have something to wear in his casket.
That’s why we’re proud to introduce two new wild and woolly additions to our Sons of Britches collection: Bird’s Eye and Herringbone SOBs — handsome wool-blend trousers cut like our original tough-as-rusty-nails Raw Denim Jeans.
Why wool? Well, as any fashion historian will tell you, this fabric has played a key role in rites of stuntmanship and daredevilry since time immemorial. To wit:
There is compelling fossil evidence that Homo erectus frequently leapt tar pits while astride woolly mammoths.
Medieval shepherds passed the time by “sheep surfing” down some of Scotland’s craggiest peaks.
Argentine gauchos tested their mettle by wrestling the country’s most bloodthirsty llamas and alpacas.
Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs once performed “Wooly Bully” while submerged in a swimming pool full of electric eels.
Amateur stuntmen should note that the wool we used for our new Sons of Britches was harvested from a particularly reckless flock of sheep, some of whom insisted on shearing themselves.
There’s No Debate: USA Pants Are Now On Sale
According to impartial political pundits, two freedom-hating monsters will square off tonight in the first presidential debate of 2012. Obama: glue-sniffing Icelandic native who favors government-mandated appendectomies. And Romney, grandnephew of Stalin, who plans to build an orbiting laser platform so that he may more efficiently vaporize welfare recipients.
Horrifying, aren’t they? Why not skip this televised carnival of shame and do something truly patriotic — like order a pair of USA Pants or other star-spangled apparel, on sale all this week in the Betabrand LibertyLab. (Join our Facebook Political Roundtable and share your own well-informed opinions.)
Today’s Model Citizen Caption Contest
How To Get 10-20% Off Every Day — And Get Famous Along The Way
Speaking of Model Citizen photos, you’ll find this one and hundreds of other fantastic images on our Model Citizen Wall of Fame. Want to join in the fun? Upload your own photo to our site with the Betabrand Model Citizen app and save 10-20% on your next order.
It’s really simple to buy Betabrand stuff for less. Got a photo of yourself in Betabrand duds? Upload it, share it, and snag 20% savings! Don’t own any of our stuff yet? No problem. You can still save 10% just by slapping a pair of our B-Glasses on any photo of yourself. Either way, you’ll instantly become a top model on our site, and soon you’ll be enjoying all the adoration that an international fashion icon deserves.
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