Up to 30% savings on all Sons of Britches trousers, a new style of Beatdown SOBs, a search for our new official amateur stuntman, and a chance to wall-bomb coworkers on Facebook.
Before we tell the tale of Betabrand stuntman Stack McCormick’s untimely demise astride a homemade Predator drone, we bring you this important promotional message:
Through this weekend, we’re running a very special deal on all 16 daredevil-approved members of the Sons of Britches collection: Buy two, get 20% off your total SOB order; buy three or more, save 30%. That includes new Olive Beatdown Sons of Britches as well as freshly restocked favorites like Black and Blue Bike to Work Britches, Gravestones, and our original Raw Denim Jeans.
Earlier this week, Stack McCormick attempted to launch himself over the Golden Gate Bridge via the aforementioned conveyance, which exploded mid-flight. Stack survived the high-altitude tumble into frigid, roiling waters, only to succumb to frenzied hammerhead sharks and the unforgiving prow of a cargo ship. Regrettably, we must now take applications for his rough-and-tumble replacement.
Do you have what it takes to replace Stack? Ask yourself these questions:
First and foremost, am I willing to officially change my name to “Stack McCormick,” thus joining the 22 men before me who proudly donned that moniker and were subsequently killed by porcupine eating, downhill jet skiing, and other acts of amateur stuntmanship?
Do I know how to build and operate a backyard catapult? Do I know how to hastily disassemble it at the behest of the sheriff’s department?
Am I well-versed in self-splenectomies?
Am I highly intoxicated right now?
Is a sunburn the least worrisome sort of burn I’ve received lately?
Am I comfortable getting into bloody barroom brawls with bikers, longshoremen, and/or bears?
If this sounds like a job opportunity you’d like to pursue, go to our Facebook Fan Page and tell us why you’re the best man for the job. Of course, you can also take the safer route and simply order some pants.
You’ll find new Olive Beatdowns and our other great Sons of Britches trousers in only one place: Betabrand.com. Remember, the special SOB deal runs through this weekend only! (Discount applied automatically).
RIP Stack McCormick #22, 1965-2012
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