Betabrand Presents: New SOBs, Super Deals, And RIP Stack

Up to 30% savings on all Sons of Britches trousers, a new style of Beatdown SOBs, a search for our new official amateur stuntman, and a chance to wall-bomb coworkers on Facebook.

Olive Beatdown SOBs

Before we tell the tale of Betabrand stuntman Stack McCormick’s untimely demise astride a homemade Predator drone, we bring you this important promotional message:

Through this weekend, we’re running a very special deal on all 16 daredevil-approved members of the Sons of Britches collection: Buy two, get 20% off your total SOB order; buy three or more, save 30%. That includes new Olive Beatdown Sons of Britches as well as freshly restocked favorites like Black and Blue Bike to Work Britches, Gravestones, and our original Raw Denim Jeans.

Olive Beatdown SOBs

Earlier this week, Stack McCormick attempted to launch himself over the Golden Gate Bridge via the aforementioned conveyance, which exploded mid-flight. Stack survived the high-altitude tumble into frigid, roiling waters, only to succumb to frenzied hammerhead sharks and the unforgiving prow of a cargo ship. Regrettably, we must now take applications for his rough-and-tumble replacement.

Do you have what it takes to replace Stack? Ask yourself these questions:

  • First and foremost, am I willing to officially change my name to “Stack McCormick,” thus joining the 22 men before me who proudly donned that moniker and were subsequently killed by porcupine eating, downhill jet skiing, and other acts of amateur stuntmanship?

  • Do I know how to build and operate a backyard catapult? Do I know how to hastily disassemble it at the behest of the sheriff’s department?

  • Am I well-versed in self-splenectomies?

  • Am I highly intoxicated right now?

  • Is a sunburn the least worrisome sort of burn I’ve received lately?

  • Am I comfortable getting into bloody barroom brawls with bikers, longshoremen, and/or bears?

Olive Beatdown SOBs

If this sounds like a job opportunity you’d like to pursue, go to our Facebook Fan Page and tell us why you’re the best man for the job. Of course, you can also take the safer route and simply order some pants.

Sons of Britches

You’ll find new Olive Beatdowns and our other great Sons of Britches trousers in only one place: Betabrand.com. Remember, the special SOB deal runs through this weekend only! (Discount applied automatically).

RIP Stack McCormick #22, 1965-2012

RIP Stack McCormick

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Ad Yourself To Facebook

Do you crave more attention at work? Well, thanks to the targeting power of Facebook ads, we can help you plaster yourself all over the Facebook walls of bemused coworkers. Just see what we did for Betabrand Model Citizen Mustafa Khan, now the star of several fantastic ads on Facebook.

Disco Hoodie

Requirements: You must be a Model Citizen and be employed at a fairly large company. If interested, please contact matt@betabrand.com.

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