Kick off fall in Karate Casuals, ultra-comfy drawstring pants designed for TV watching and other couch-based (in)activities.
Autumn is fast approaching — time to head indoors! No longer must you subject yourself to family vacations, frequent bathing, and other miserable trappings of summer. At last, you’re ready to play video games for 90 hours straight, eat Chinese delivery until you sweat brown sauce, and try once more to convince your spouse that a toilet in the living room is a sensible thing. Just make sure you’re wearing a pair of pants as spectacularly undemanding as you are.
They’re great for strolls around the neighborhood, but why would you want to do such a thing when Goodfellas is on again?
Time to slip into a pair of Karate Casuals, ultra-comfy drawstring trousers engineered especially for the sloth lifestyle. Put ’em on Friday night, take ’em off Monday morning. Or whenever. You’ll find that they care even less about marinara stains than you do.
Should cottage cheese be that shade of orange? How many mice constitute an infestation? To the Karate Casual Man, these questions are basically irrelevant.
As if you need more reasons to spend the next several months gloriously supine:
New Reality TV Shows! Get ready for must-see programming like Extreme Toddler Swap, CPA Miami, Real Hausfraus of Amish Country, and Mortuary Wars.
Thrilling Gridiron Action! This season, NFL fans will notice new rules designed to make the game even more entertaining. Mandatory touchdown dances, coin tosses replaced by rap battles, and groin kicks for punt-related infractions are just a few of the exciting changes.
Hot New First-Person Shooter! It’s just you and your rifle roaming a post-apocalyptic hellscape populated by zombies, vampires, werewolves, and mutant yetis. Question is, which one will find true love? It’s up to you!
New Mouth-Watering Snack Options! Try an intravenous cheese-dip drip, now available in spicy nacho! Or how about microwavable Turducken Bites, the fist-sized, deep-fried version of America’s favorite multi-species feasting loaf!
This couch-based crooner is singing about how much he enjoys drinking beer and eating squirt cheese.
Basketball players have their shoes, mountaineers have their parkas. At long last, you video-game marathoners, semi-professional nappers, and other serious layabouts have performance clothing to call your own. And should you actually venture out of your living room or man cave this fall, rest assured that Karate Casuals are equally great for tailgating, backyard barbecues, and other adventures that the gentleman of leisure may wish to pursue.
True fans of televised sports don’t take off the mascot head just because the game is over.
Check out our entire line of incredibly comfortable drawstring pants. They’re available exclusively in the Karate Casual Dojo.
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The People Have Spoken! Henceforth, Our Purple Pants Shall Be Known As Purple Haze Cordarounds
Why’s everyone making such a big deal about the presidential election? The most important vote of the year took place this past weekend, when citizens around the world cast ballots to rename our particularly purple pants. Talk about democracy in action!
Coming Soon: The Great Betabrand Brand Hackathon
Graphic designers and front-end developers: Help us and next-door neighbor Luxr.co test the limits of e-commerce taste and legality during 48 frenetic hours of rebranding at Betabrand’s luxurious headquarters in San Francisco.
What you’ll receive: things to eat and drink; a deep, abiding sense of professional accomplishment as you help us reimagine Cordarounds, Sons of Britches, and other Betabrand collections; and some very cool clothing-related stuff. (Hint, it’s clothing.) This two-day creative jam will take place September 20-21. For more information, please e-mail Chris.
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