A cornucopia of carry-alls, Madonna and Bigfoot sightings on your iPhone, and a remarkable Disco sky-diving video to kick off the weekend.
Ever since we invented the Cornucopia Bag, our unique hybrid sack/backpack designed for farmers-market missions and other urban adventures, we’ve received lots of requests for a smaller version. Now, at last, we’ve got good news for shorter folks, day hikers, and anyone who doesn’t need to carry around a full bushel of potatoes.
Introducing the new Short-Stack Cornucopia Bag. It’s got the same fantastic features as our full-size bag, but with two shelved pockets instead of three. You know how even the most ravenous, syrup-soaked pancake lover occasionally orders just a short stack of steaming flapjacks? Exactly.
It’s a sack! When you’re ready to fill your Short Stack chock full of whatever, sling it over your shoulder and open its gaping maw. Then insert foodstuffs, gymstuffs, workstuffs, or any other sorts of stuff you’d stuff into a shopping bag, messenger bag, or backpack. Use the stacked compartments to separate items and better spread their weight. Schlepping a laptop? Slip it into the handy interior sleeve.
It’s a backpack! When you’re ready to roll or stroll, secure the top of the bag, slap it on your back, and away you go.
It’s a whole lot more! This durable, water-resistant carry-all comes with enough space to haul just about anything you’ll need for a day (or night) on the town. We also added cyclist-friendly goodies like ultra-reflective strips, padded shoulder straps, and a handy utility loop.
Mary-Go-Rounds Are Back!
Your prayers have been answered: We’ve restocked the holiest drawstring trousers on Earth. 100% cotton Mary-Go-Rounds are designed like the rest of our ultra-comortable Karate Casual pants, but with one divine difference. Behold!
Will these pants look after you in times of peril? Quite possibly.
Get A Double Dose Of Madonna (Or At Least a Single Serving Of Sasquatch)
Yes, our Sightings app lets you inject images of Mary, Jesus, or Bigfoot into any photo on your iPhone. Never again will you commit the sin of envy just because someone else spots the supernatural on a grilled cheese sandwich or the trunk of a tree. Download the Sightings app for free and experience divine intervention for yourself.
This Is Probably More Interesting Than What You’re Doing Right Now
We continue to receive photos and videos reminding us that Betabrand customers are cooler than we are. Here’s the latest evidence, courtesy of some midair maniacs from Maryland:
How To Get 10-20% Off Every Day — And Get Famous Along The Way
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